-Link and Zelda are riding horses...a sign appears-
Link: Road work ahead?
Link: *Turns to Zelda*
Link: Uh yeah, I sure hope it does
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Silver: *running*
Lyra: What do you have?
Silver: A KNIFE
Lyra: N O
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Erza: Natsu can you read number 23 for the class
Natsu: No I cannot
Natsu: What's up in Natsu I'm 19, and I never fuckin' learned how to read
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Gladion: SAW YOU HANGING OUT WITH SILVER THE OTHER DAY
Hilda: Wha- Gladion! It's not what you think!
Gladion: *raises gun* I WON'T HESITATE, BITCH
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Blue: Back at it again at Krispy Kreme
Blue: *breaks sign*
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Sylveon: DON'T FUCK WITH ME. I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE
Sylveon: *Screams*
~~~
Urbosa: There is one thing worse than a rapist
Urbosa: *Pulls paper off to reveal the word "child" above the word "rapist"
Revalli: A child
Urbosa: N O

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