Vines

125 10 0
                                        

-Link and Zelda are riding horses...a sign appears-

Link: Road work ahead?

Link: *Turns to Zelda*

Link: Uh yeah, I sure hope it does

~~~

Silver: *running*

Lyra: What do you have?

Silver: A KNIFE

Lyra: N O

~~~

Erza: Natsu can you read number 23 for the class

Natsu: No I cannot

Natsu: What's up in Natsu I'm 19, and I never fuckin' learned how to read

~~~

Gladion: SAW YOU HANGING OUT WITH SILVER THE OTHER DAY

Hilda: Wha- Gladion! It's not what you think!

Gladion: *raises gun* I WON'T HESITATE, BITCH

~~~

Blue: Back at it again at Krispy Kreme

Blue: *breaks sign*

~~~

Sylveon: DON'T FUCK WITH ME. I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE

Sylveon: *Screams*

~~~

Urbosa: There is one thing worse than a rapist

Urbosa: *Pulls paper off to reveal the word "child" above the word "rapist"

Revalli: A child

Urbosa: N O

All things Pokémon 7Where stories live. Discover now