All things Pokémon 7

Smol stuff

~Future FerrisWheel~

Warning: Sin is mentioned often

Yikes

Who let me write past 11 pm

I shouldn't do that anymore

"I can't believe I'm a whole week late!" Hilda groaned glaring at her belly, "Why won't he come out?!"

Hilda's friends inched away from her.

N placed a hand on his wife's belly, "I think that you've just made such a nice home for him, that he doesn't want to leave."

Hilda smiled, "Aw...look at you...making up crap for me."

"Have you tried home remedies?" Bianca asked.

N nodded, "Yes. Taking long walks-"

Hilda cut N off, "-Eating spicy food-"

"-Herbal tea, castor oil...nothing has worked."

Rosa frowned, "Have you tried sex?"

Hilda placed her hands on either side of her stomach, "Ahh earmuffs!"

Rosa shrugged, "What? It's supposed to work."

"But N is precious."

Rosa snorted, "You do realize N got you pregnant, right?"

Hilda frowned, "What's your point?"

Rosa, "Just saying! It's just something to try. Not while we're here though. That would be weird."

N sighed, "Thank you for the...obvious...suggestion, Rosa." He grumbled.

Rosa beamed, "No problem! I live to make you guys uncomfortable."

Hilda removed her hands from her stomach, "Great. Bye."

~~~

Juniper burst into Illusion's room, "ILLUSION Z HARMONIA!"

Illusion dropped his phone on his face, as he was laying down and holding it up.

"What?" He groaned, taking his phone off of his face.

"Where is Gray?" Juniper hissed.

Illusion shrugged, "I 'dunno."

"Mom said you were supposed to watch him!"

"He's eleven! He can take care of himself."

"But you know he's always getting into trouble!"

"So am I."

"Illusion!"

"Alright, alright..." Illusion sighed, getting up from his bed, "I'll find him."

The smoke alarms went off.

Illusion slumped back into his bed, "Mystery solved."

Juniper grunted and ran towards the ringing and smell of smoke, hoping to prevent her younger brother from burning down the house.

~~~

Illusion threw one arm around each of his siblings, "So children, you wanna know how to talk to girls?"

Juniper rolled her eyes, "I can talk to girls!"

Illusion narrowed his eyes, "Can you?"

Juniper sighed, "No..." she admitted.

Gray snickered.

"What are you laughing at, Romeo?" Illusion asked, pulling Gray's hood over his head.

Gray swatted his brother away and took his hood off, "Hey! I spent an hour trying to get my hair to do what I wanted!"

"It's true. He did." Juniper confirmed.

"Man, I'm so glad I don't live with you guys anymore..." Illusion said.

"Yeah well I'm so glad you finally moved out at twenty two..." Gray retaliated.

Frowning, Illusion, ruffled Gray's hair. Gray complained.

"So," Illusion said, getting the conversation back on track, "Girls are easy to talk to! Just ask them questions and pretend like you're listening!"

Juniper scowled, "Or you could actually listen!"

"Why would I do that?"

Juniper looked to her younger brother, "We're taking advice from him?"

Gray snickered.

Juniper poked her oldest brother in the chest, "You're such a womanizing idiot!"

Illusion threw his hands up in defense, "I wouldn't say 'womanizing'...But I still get more girls than you."

Juniper blushed, "Ugh! Why do I bother?"

Gray crossed his arms, "Because Illusion needs perspective."

"Look June, you should understand women way better than me. But you don't because you only flirt with guys." Illusion said.

"That's because guys are easy to flirt with." Juniper argued.

"She just called us easy." Gray whispered. Juniper punched his arm in response.

Illusion laughed and threw one arm around each sibling's shoulder, "C'mon, let's get you losers laid!"

Gray frowned, "Oh great. This'll be fun." He grumbled sarcastically.

"Oh definitely..." Juniper said, using the same tone as Gray.

"You two have no sense of humor."