Tony Stark:
~ "Roses are red, I have ton of class, therefore you should let me eat your ass."
~ "Are you a 45 degree angle? Because you're acute-y!"
~ "Are you religious, because you're the answer to all my prayers."
~ "My doctor says I'm missing vitamin U."
Steve Rogers:
~"Are you a pirate? Because I got a lot of semen for you."
~ "Are you a time traveler? Cause I see you in my future."
~ "Do you know what this shirt is made out of? Boyfriend material."
~ "Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away."
Peter Parker:
~ "Can you help me with my science assignment? I need to know how to get to Uranus."
~ "Do you like Star Wars? Because yoda only one for me."
~ "I'm not a photographer, but I can picture you and me together."
~ "Are you a tower? Because eiffel for you."
Peter Quill:
~ "I was going to tell you a joke about my penis, but it's too long."
~ "Roses are red, violets are blue, I can't rhyme but can I date you?"
~ "Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?"
~ "I'm going to have to ask you to leave.... you're making the other girls look bad."
Bucky Barnes:
~ "If you jingle my bells, you'll have a white Christmas."
~ "Are you a volcano? Because I lava you."
~ "Was your dad a boxer? Because damn! You're a knockout."
~ "I know you're busy today, but can you add me to you to-do list?"
T'challa:
~ "Your smile is as almost as big, warm and lovely as my penis."
~ "Are you a keyboard, because you're just my type."
~ "I'm lost, can I have the directions to your heart?"
~ "You look ill, you must be suffering from vitamin ME."
Natasha:
~ "I hope you have pet insurance, because I'm going to destroy that pussy."
~ "I'd never play hide'n seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find."
~ "They say Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth. Apparently no one has ever stood next to you."
~ "Damn girl, are you wifi? Because I feel a connection."
Wanda:
~ "I'm not Asian, but I'll eat your cat."
~ "Your hands look heavy, can I hold it for you?"
~ "Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?"
~ "How much does it cost to date you, cause damn, you look expensive."
Pietro:
~ "I might not go down in history, but I'll go down on you."
~ "Wanna grab coffee, cause I like you a latte."
~ "Are you sure you're not tired, you've been running through my mind all day."
~ "Is that a mirror in your back pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants."
Thor:
~ "You look familiar, have we had sex before?"
~ "Are you the sun? Because you're so beautiful it's blinding me."
~ "I was wondering if you have an extra heart, mine was stolen."
~ "Tie your shoes, I don't want anyone else falling for you."
Loki:
~ "Are you Madusa, because you make me hard."
~ "Your lips look lonely, would they like to meet mine?"
~ "Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me?"
~ "What's easier? Getting in or out of those tight pants?"
Stephen Strange:
~ "As long as I have a face, you'll always have a seat."
~ "Are you netflix? Because I could watch you for hours."
~ "There must me something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off of you."
~ "Your body is made out of 75% water and I'm thirsty."
Vision:
~" Wasn't I supposed to eat you?"
~ "Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile."
~ "If nothing lasts forever, will you be my forever?"
~ "What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?"
