Crabby Patties

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Whenever something happens to me, Instead of swearing, I say crabby patties.

*gets hurt*

my friend: ah f***, s**t

me: ahh crabby patties that are worse than Patrick's armpitas.

friend:uhhhh exuse me? what the heck did you just say?

me: I love spongebob!!!!!

friend:O_O why am I still friends with you?

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