Since you guys wait so patiently for us idiots to write new chapters and all that shiz, we decided to treat you to a new comeback chapter to celebrate the new account. Martha and Betty are coming back with a big bang! Hope y'all enjoy!
"Martha! Stop farting so loudly or we're going to be caught!" Betty whisper yelled at Martha.
"I can't help it. The bean chilly last night was so good!" Martha moaned in delight at the thought of food.
"We're almost there. I can see the light," Betty said excitedly.
"Oh goody. I can't wait to have my buns buttered again," Martha said.
"Why are you like this? You're the reason that we're in jail right now," Betty mumbled to herself.
"Shut up. I'm also the reason we're escaping," Martha sassed back trying to defend herself.
"Okay, here we are. I don't see anyone. We have to be quick," Betty said to Martha as they reached the opening.
"Okay, run as fast as your brittle hips can carry you!" Martha encouraged Betty.
"Gee, thanks," Betty said sarcastically as she climbed out.
"Betty, help me!" Martha said as she got stuck.
"You ho! I told you to lay off of the extra food!" Betty snapped at Martha.
"I couldn't help it," Martha gritted out as Betty pulled Martha's arms.
"THERE THEY ARE!" A guard yelled.
"LET'S GO!" Betty screamed as Martha tumbled out of the hole and fell. The two old ladies took off running into the nearby woods.
As they ran, Betty took the lead. The woods they were running through was filled with various pines.
"OUCH! I stepped on a pine cone!" Martha yelled.
"Hush! If you keep screaming like that then we're going to be found again!" Betty quietly criticized Martha. They continued to run and dodge through the trees.
Betty kept on booking it. Martha was almost 5 feet behind her when Betty decided to push away a tree crack that they were running under. As soon as Martha reached the tree branch it had already whacked her in the face.
"FREAKIN BIT-" Martha was cut off as she tripped over a rock.
"Ha serves you right," Betty laughed walking ahead.
"Help me. Please," Martha begged dramatically.
"Every man, or in this case old lady, for herself," Betty laughed not watching where she was going. Karma soon hit Betty and she was on the ground too after tripping over a branch.
"I thought I was a bitch, but karma is even worse," Martha laughed as she pulled herself up.
"Whatever," Betty mumbled as she got up.
"OVER THERE!" A voice yelled.
"Shit, we gotta hide!" Martha started freaking out.
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Martha and Betty
Humor"PUT YOUR DAMN CLOTHES ON, HO!" Martha yelled at Betty. "CATCH ME IF YOU CAN, BITCH!" Betty screamed running off. "STOP! PUT YOUR HAND IN THE AIR!" The police screamed. "AND WAVE THEM LIKE YOU JUST DON'T CARE!" Martha and Betty yelled in unison...
