"Betty! I'm going on a date!" Martha yelled.
"With who?" Betty asked.
"With that boy I was stalking the other day!" Martha exclaimed.
"How?!? Why would he go out with you? He's too young! This is illegal!" Betty started ranting.
"He's almost 18! And I stalked the girl he likes and stole her phone and then set up a date between us," Martha said nonchalantly.
"You're gonna get me killed one day," Betty mumbled, "I wanna meet him.
"Fine. Remember when you first introduced me to the guy you liked?" Martha said.
"Don't remind me!" Betty groaned.
"Hehe. Salad flipper," Martha laughed.
"I hate you," Betty mumbled.
"You love me," Martha said cheekily.
"What time is the date?" Betty asked.
"I have to leave in 20 minutes," Martha replied.
"Oh crap. Hold on. I gotta get my stuff," Betty started running around.
"I'm ready," Betty called.
"What in the world are you wearing?" Martha asked looking at Betty who was dressed in a poncho with a large fake mustache and an oversized hat.
"A disguise," Betty replied in a fake deep Mexican accent.
"And you're the one to talk," Betty said looking at Martha, who looked like a hooker with her neon pink dress that was too tight and too short.
"Whatever. He'll love it," Martha mumbled.
"Fine. Let's go find out," Betty said.
Martha and Betty arrived at the diner. Betty sat in the corner like the awkward stalker she is and Martha sat in a boothe waiting for Fred's grandson, Carson.
"Hey, Amy," Carson said sitting down.
"I'm not Amy, sugar bear," Martha said putting the menu down that was covering her face. She gave him a sickly sweet smile that made her look like the pedophile she is.
"Oh, I must have sat down in the wrong seat. Sorry," Carson tried to get up, but Martha grabbed his wrist and said, "No, you have the right seat. I used Amy's phone to set up a date with you. Now give mama some sugar," Martha said puckering her lips.
"What the heck lady! Get away from me," Carson yelling running away.
"Come back, sugar bear!" Martha yelled running after him. Betty stayed behind and sighed. She wasn't getting arrested for Martha again.
"Have you finally learned your lesson?" Betty asked while bailing Martha out of jail.
"My sugar bear is just playing hard to get. I know it," Martha said.
"Honey, you need help," Betty said shaking her head. Just another day in the life of Martha and Betty.
~Trisha
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Martha and Betty
Humor"PUT YOUR DAMN CLOTHES ON, HO!" Martha yelled at Betty. "CATCH ME IF YOU CAN, BITCH!" Betty screamed running off. "STOP! PUT YOUR HAND IN THE AIR!" The police screamed. "AND WAVE THEM LIKE YOU JUST DON'T CARE!" Martha and Betty yelled in unison...
