"Let's go get in trouble," Betty states.
"Sure. What are you thinking?" Martha asks.
"I'm in the mood for some racing. Maybe hit up Walmart's motorized carts? or hijack some expensive sports cars?" Betty asks.
"How about we get the carts from Walmart and race them on the street?" Martha suggests.
"I think we have a plan!" Betty exclaims.
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"Alright Betty before we drive these things out of here lets race them down the isles. ON YOUR MARK, GET SET-" Martha starts.
"GOOOOO!" They both yell in unison.
Martha and Betty start racing down the long walking path. The carts are going as fast as they possibly could at their motor capacity.
"BETTY, I'M LOSING CONTROL!" Martha yells as she goes off path into the bra section.
Betty cackles as she watches Martha drive straight through tons of bras and underwear packages. When Martha finally gets back onto the long walkway where Betty was, she was covered in various bras. One of which were covering her eyes like sunglasses. They both slow down and start laughing.
"Hey Betty? what size is this bra?" Martha asks referring to the bra that was still covering her eyes.
"Uhhhh, size 38 D," Betty says as she removes the bra from Martha's face.
"Perfect! They'll hold up all of my grandma sag!" Martha says. Before Betty could reply, the stores security was finally on their way to try to kick Martha and Betty out of the store.
"We need to bounce!" Betty exclaims.
They both start up their carts and full speed them all the way to the exit. Surprisingly, they get away without much of an effort. This victory is short lived when they hear the well known police siren behind them. Luckily, they were just about to hit a downhill road. Cars were nonstop honking at them.
"AYE SHUTUP! WE'RE BUSY CONSENTRATING ON DRIVING, YOU MORON!" Betty yells at the people behind them.
As Betty road rages Martha notices the nearing policeman.
"Betty lets take a detour!'' Martha yells as she takes a sharp right down a dirt path that had magically shown up right when they needed it.
Soon enough a full blown chase had broken out. They were racing the shopping carts down the dirt road as fast as they could. The cop was trailing them the whole way.
A news helicopter showed up overhead as they report the incident. The woman reporting it was saying, "Here, at a nearby Walmart two elderly woman have stolen a couple of motorized shopping carts, and a bra..." the reporter trails off. "The women are known for causing up stirs locally. It has been reported that this is not the first incident that these women have started."
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"Martha! My cart is losing go-go juice!" Betty yells as she starts running out of battery and starts slowing down.
"Every man for themselves!" Martha yells as she leaves Betty behind.
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Reporter:
"We've been told that one of the women have run out of battery for the cart! Officers are quickly responding to pick this woman up and hold her in custody! As for the other woman, she is still on the run. More on this matter will be reported as we get more information."
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Another officer quickly shows up to get Betty, but Betty wasn't going out without a fight. Especially since now she has to get back at Martha for abandoning her.
Betty grabs her rock hard purse and starts swinging it at the officer. The officer tries to swiftly dodge her weapon-like purse but fails. Betty slams the purse against the officers head, rendering him unconscious.
"Sorry about this, man. I have a backstabbing friend to go get. No hard feelings?" Betty asks knowing she wont get a reply. She quickly walks over to the still running cop car and gets in.
"I'm coming for you Martha, and when I find you, you'll regret doing what you did when we get back home," Betty screamed.
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"Betty's going to kill me!" Martha says to herself as she keeps trying to get away from the cop.
The road that Martha is heading down was not finished. The dirt road ends abruptly where she's heading. Martha notices this and starts to panic.
As Martha begins to panic, another cop car can be seen speeding straight towards her. It quickly stops once it reaches Martha; causing dirt to stir up. The window rolls down and Martha recognizes Betty at the wheel.
"HOP IN!" Betty yells. Martha takes no time to get into the cop car.
"BUCKLE UP BECAUSE WE'RE GOING TO FLY!" Betty yells a little too excitedly. Just as Martha buckles Betty steps on the gas pedal straight towards the ending road. The policeman behind them stops so they don't go flying over the edge, but Betty has other plans. Betty speeds up and drives right off of the ended road. Martha's mutilated scared scream and Betty's adrenaline filled scream could be heard from miles away. Some how, and some way, the car landed (quite harshly) perfectly right side up. The car itself was smashed, but everything inside was fine.
"I-I-I-" Martha stammered, "I think I sh!t myself... a lot.''
"Consider it payback for leaving me behind earlier," Betty states nonchalantly.
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Reporter:
"We have been told that the two suspects have driven off of an unfinished dirt road. Both women are suspected dead. Thank you for following us on this report. Till next time!"
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That evening Martha and Betty took a cab to their houses and Martha took a well needed shower.
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Martha and Betty
Umorismo"PUT YOUR DAMN CLOTHES ON, HO!" Martha yelled at Betty. "CATCH ME IF YOU CAN, BITCH!" Betty screamed running off. "STOP! PUT YOUR HAND IN THE AIR!" The police screamed. "AND WAVE THEM LIKE YOU JUST DON'T CARE!" Martha and Betty yelled in unison...
