Being the son of one of the most renowned preachers in the world, Adrian, a young, handsome, and married man is forced to abide by the rules of his parents. After his dreams of playing pro football fails after a serious injury, he is desperate to wo...
It is know Monday morning and I was officially back in general population.
Since the weekend is short on guards, inmates are allowed to stay in their cells all day if they choose to, and my weekend was filled with my black ass sleeping all day and all night, with a couple of bathroom and cafeteria visits; so being in the cafeteria, back to our usual routine felt different.
"Bitch you crazy as hell, you would fuck Chris Brown over Trey Songz?" Peanut asked Aubrey another fellow inmate that we were cool with. I guess these horny ass bitches were paying yet another game of Fuck, Marry, and Kill.
"Hell Yeah, Trey give me trade vibes, plus Chris look like he packing something serious, I'll have all that niggas babies" Aubrey said back
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"BITCH YOU CAN'T EVEN HAVE BABIES" Peanut yelled laughing
I ended up chocking on my orange juice trying to hide my laugh. Since Aubrey is transgender it was supppppppppeeeeer rare that she would ever have biological kids, but I wasn't expecting peanut's dumbass to point it out.
"Shut the fuck up" Aubrey said throwing a slice of wheat bread at Peanut
That made me laugh even harder
"And bitch what you laughing at?, I peeped you laughing" Aubrey Said throwing another slice at me
"Yo I didn't even have anything to do with ya stupid ass conversation" I said throwing back the slice of bread at Aubrey
"NO THROWING FOOD OR THAT'S SHU FOR YA, HEAR ME?" The guard, Jones yelled at us
We all rolled our eyes and sucked our teeth at her. These guards really be wildin' with this corporate punishment bullshit.
"Anyway, Iman how you feeling?, I know how fucked up it's like being in SHU for a week, you was in there for THREE muthafuckin weeks, I'm surprise you not out here lookin crazy" Aubrey asked me
"It was hard, but at the end of the day, it's just mind games that they play with us, it's all in our heads, as long as we don't let it break us down, we can handle it all" I explain, remembering what Stephens told me when I first got put in SHU
Aubrey starts snapping her fingers "Damn bitch what books was you reading in that bitch"
I start laughing "I didn't get it from a book, someone just gave me that advice and it worked"
"When bae gives you advice" Peanut coughs out trying to be slick, I quickly cut my eyes at her
"Bae, Iman I didn't know you was into tacos, whose your bae up in here?" Aubrey say looking at me surprisingly
"Bitch now you know I'm strictly dickly don't play with me" I say making a disgusted face
"Yup, Imans bae is ALL man" peanut says being extra
