"If you want to catch a consumer,"
He stretches his hands apart,
Doing Armani suit Tai Chi.
"This big,
You need good bait.
Videos with beautiful people
Putting pointless creams,
Good smellifying gunk
On their 3-D printer sculpted forms.
Beautiful people doing individual,
Innovative, quirky, fun things
- With tech! Tech available to anybody
With the money to buy it.
As naked as corporations
Will let beautiful people be
(Don't photoshop everything
Our test group think tanks
Say people want "real.")
No need to do anything except "be naked"
Inverted commas are the third pose
Of Armani suit tai chi.
"So you've got them to click on,
Whatever,"
The third pose is the letter W.
"Then, and this is the genius,
You give them more things to click on.
Rinse, wash, repeat,"
I am not comfortable
With Armani suit tai chi
Head massage,
So I close the window
On the screen.
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PoetryWords arranged in a funny order. Poems about my view of reality and how my inner fantasy world colours it with strange tinges. I love discussions about concepts and ideas so please feel free to comment. © 2018 Brian Lynch