Davekat Oneshots

Birthday Kisses

Pov Karkat
'Beep beep beEp bEEP'
I jolt up to the sound of my alarm going off letting out a long sigh.
"Jegus. Why the fuck is that thing so loud?!"
I throw my hand to the side fiercely hitting my alarm causing it to shut up.
Suddenly I feel an arm wrap around my waist pulling me closer to a body and I look over slightly confused but then relax once I see it's just my boyfriend, Dave. I move into his touch while teaching up to kiss his cheek gently.
I reach over to grab hold of my phone snuggling closer to my sleeping boyfriend's side.
Once my hand finds its way to my phone I turn it on checking the time.
'7:34 am'
"What? Why the fuck did I set my alarm so gog damn early?!"
I roll my eyes mentally face palming myself before my eyes move down to the date.
'June 27th'
My eyes widen as I remember why I had set my alarm so early the previous day.
Today's Dave's birthday! Oh my gosh. Ok. Yes. I set the alarm for 7:30 so I could get up and make him some breakfast. Today has to be perfect.
I look back over to my sleeping boyfriend with a smile.
Looking back down at his arm that is tightly around my waist, I sigh trying to think of how I'll escape his lovable grip.
I reach my hand down slowly lifting his arm up and off my waist. Suddenly, I hear Dave let out a soft groan before he shifts spots on the bed doing the rest of the work for me.
"Yes! Alright progress... Okok..."
I softly lift my body from the bed making sure to not make too much noise.
Once my feet hit the floor I reach back over and gently kiss Dave's head.
"Sleep well birthday boy"
Quickly, I make my way out of our room heading to the downstairs kitchen. On the way there I'm greeted by one of our animals, Tyler.
"Awh why hello there lil guy, good morning to you. Today's your dad's birthday so you're gonna help me make him a special breakfast. Have you seen Harley anywhere?"
I gently pet the cat's head allowing my hands to run through his soft fur before lifting him up and carrying him to the kitchen with me.
When I arrive into the kitchen I set Tyler down softly onto the floor.
"Harley..? You here girl?" I call out our huskies name before I see the doggo run into the kitchen jumping up onto my body reaching to give me kisses
"Look at that we got everyone here. Alright. You guys must be hungry- I'll get you some breakfast first, turn on some music, then get breakfast for Dave ready."
Harley shifts her head to the side causing her green and blue eyes to give off this absolutely adorable look. I laugh slightly as I then look over to Tyler rubbing his body up against the couch letting out soft purrs.
"Goodness you two are just the cutest little things"
I walk over to the counter getting Harley's food ready first pouring it into her bowl. Once done I zip the bag back up and walk over to set the bowl down onto the floor. I watch as she suddenly gets really excited seeing as it's time to eat and she shakes her light brown and white fur around causing some of it to fly into the air before quickly running over to her food bowl to devour the food she's been given.
I roll my eyes slightly knowing this as the normal morning routine.
I walk back over to the counter once again preparing Tyler's breakfast too.
After the two animals have their food and all the mess is cleaned up I start to get the kitchen ready for making Dave's breakfast.
I reach my hand up to scratch my nose before having the feeling of fur against my hand causing my nose to crinkle up a bit from the weird feeling.
I look at my hand to see cat fur and dog fur all over it.
"Oh for fucks sake" I let out a long sigh before looking down at the black shirt I was wearing to see it's covered in Tyler's orange and white cat fur.
"I have regrets ;-;"
Not wanting to go all the way back upstairs and risk possibly waking up Dave I decide to just strip myself of my shirt leaving me in my rainbow crab boxers
"Jegus I probably look like a fucking idiot"
I toss my shirt aside before cleaning my hands in the sink.
I then start looking around for the waffle mix knowing Dave would prefer that over pancakes.
I read over the instructions before searching for a bowl continuously cussing underneath my breath.
"I swear to gog if I burn this shitty house down it's not my fault."
I've... Never really been a good cook... I can barely warm things up in the microwave let alone use a stove.
Finally after around ten minutes of searching and cussing I find all the supplies I need and start preparing the waffles.
Tyler approaches me a few times rubbing his body against my leg asking for attention as Harley lays lazily on the couch.
I turn the stove up to medium before placing whatever the fuck this shit was over the heat.
I reach my hand down for a second before lifting it up quickly realizing I set it down on the stove.
"HolY fuCK oW! You've got to bE SHITTING ME" I shake my hand fiercely in the air before running over to the water turning it onto cold.
Part of me questioned if Dave was still sleeping because of how loud I was being.
After a few minutes of holding my hand under the water my nose starts to pick up a burnt kind of smell and I look back over to the stove.
"DamN IT THE WAFFLES"
I rush quickly back over pulling the waffles out of the container they were sitting in to see they're completely burnt. I lay them on a plate searching for a few that may be decently cooked. I end up with three that are only half way burnt and I mentally high five myself for not burning all of them.
Once I shut the stove off I go to turn off the water and get out that one stupid ass gel stuff to put on my hand then wrap it.
I look over to see Harley jumping up onto the counter reaching for the waffles.
"Absolutely fucking not. Down down down. You did not almost kill yourself over making three half successful waffles" I gently move her away from the counter before finishing up with my hand.
I look over at the mess I've created in the kitchen.
"Well... cleaning- can... wait heh..."
"Karkat..?"
I look up as I hear my name and see a half asleep Dave walking down the stairs in his long pajama pants without a shirt on.
"Ohhh helloooo thereeee"
He walks over to where I am greeting the animals with a smile before looking over the kitchen.
"Babe wtf happened... Did you try... cooking again?"
I let out a small laugh before hugging him tightly wrapping my arms around his waist.
"Mhm... I wanted to do something special for your birthday... I thought- I'd make you waffles"
I hear Dave let out an awe as he places his chin on top of my head hugging me back.
"Karklessss that's the sweetest thingg"
"Yeaaa I have three half burnt waffles for you if you're hungry heh"
I motion my hands towards the plate before I see Dave's eyes widen
"Babe? What happened to your hand? Are you ok?"
Dave reaches forward gently gripping my arm looking over the injury.
"Oh- heh that... I just burnt myself... again" I watch as Dave rolls his eyes before giving my hand a loving kiss.
"B-but happy birthday!! I know breakfast didn't turn out as I wanted it to... But I mean... Sorry..?"
Dave lets out a laugh before leaning down to give me a small kiss on my nose.
"Thank you kitten. I love it- really. Why don't we... Leave the mess for later..? We could go watch one of your romcoms and eat some cereal instead. All I want to do today is be with you. Because having you as my boyfriend... is the most perfect birthday gift. Let's go snuggle up on the couch with Tyler and Harley for a bit"
I laughed softly before nodding and Dave decided to pick me up bridal style causing me to let out a small squeak of surprise.
He moved the two of us quickly to the couch leaving the kitchen mess behind before he set me down onto the sofa and moved his body down next to mine.
I reached my hands out pulling Tyler into my grasp holding him closely before Dave called Harley over she moved up next to him.
Dave went to reach for the remote before I stopped him and looked up into his eyes since whenever we're at home- he wasn't aloud to wear the shades because there was no need to... his eyes were beautiful and I never wanted to stop looking at them.
"I have another birthday gift for you..."
"Oh? You do..?"
I laughed before nodding my head and reaching up planting a soft kiss on his lips
"Birthday kisses heheh"
I attacked his face with all the kisses I had to offer causing Dave to laugh loudly as he moved his arms around my waist pulling me closer towards him.
I gave him one last kiss on the lips making this one last longer than the others before pulling away and observing his facial features for a moment or two.
"I love you... so much heh" I say quietly returning into my before position leaning into Dave's lap.
"I love you too kitkat"
I feel Dave kiss the top of my head lightly before he puts on a movie.
He starts to pet the top of my head softly causing me to let out quiet purrs moving my head further into him enjoying the feeling.
Days like this tend to be my favorite... Everything is just so perfect and I never want it to end.
Happy birthday love

A/N wHoOp. The author is aLiVe huehuehue. THIS AUTHOR IS FOR- MY BABE BECAUSE- HAPPY FRICKIN BIRTHDAY AND I LOVE YOU SO MUCH kittenDreams-V huehuehue *mwAh* I hope your day is absolutely perfect :3 I hope you liked the storyyyyyy I was really excited about writing this heh. It didn't take long because of how committed I was. I also had to get it done quickly cuz I may have possibly procrastinated for too long lol. But yea- uh I love you sO much. Andandand thank you for everything you do for me :p I deeply appreciate you heh mhmhm I have more words to say but I'll say the rest to you privately so I dun kill my readers with my cringe. Alrite yup. Dats all. Dunno wut oneshot will be up next- probably one of the part twos I have planned for those sadstuck. Alrite- I'll stop bein a bother now lol. Love you guysss and until next time!
-Randal <3

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