Davekat Oneshots

Mr.Nubs

pov Dave
I sit across the table from Rose and Kanaya. We were out having tea and it was supposed to be a date between the two of them until they decided to invite me along because I've had nothing much to do lately ever since my boyfriend Karkat was out of town for some school trip. He's supposed to be back today and I've been extremely excited/nervous so to pass time I decided to join the two.
"So Dave... Are You Excited For When Karkat Comes Back?" I heard Kanaya say snapping me out of my train of thought.
"Oh I'm actually totally stoked. It's been so lonely without karkles at school or at the appartment... I miss him so much... I miss the way he looks at me and how mad he gets when I use my nicknames on him. I miss his smart remarks yet how he's a sweetheart at the same time. I miss running my hands through his hair causing him to purr. That's just the cutest fucking thing ever."
"I Bet You Enjoy The Whole Horn Thing."
I look up at Kanaya with a questionable look.
"Oh..! You two haven't.... haaah Kanaya... they haven't... 'taken that step yet'."
I give the two a weird look
"An explanation please?" I say confused
"Why dont you explain Kanaya sweetheart, after all you would know most about uh... that."
"Have You Ever Touched Or Rubbed Karkat's Horns Before?"
"Oh well no. Whenever I try to or bring it up to kitkat he tells me to fuckoff or just walks away most of the time it's extremely amusing."
"Ah... So He's Avoided It. Well As You May Know Humans Or Rather Human Males Have Their Ways Of Being Uh 'Turned On'. By Touching Or More Of Rubbing A Trolls Horns That Would Well... Turn Them On."
My face turns a bright red and I hear Rose laughing her ass off.
"Yea... I love those things..."
"Rose!!!!"
I laugh at the two but then an idea grows in my head causing my face to blush again.
"Ahh I See You're Growing Some Ideas David."
I let out a small laugh before I hear my phone ring. I look down at the caller ID and I read 💞Karkles💞
I hold up my finger dismissing myself and answer the phone stepping away from the table.
"Hey fuckass I'm almost back at the school. Therefore you better be there to pick me up prick."
"Awh hello baby I've missed you so much too. I was just getting ready to head out. I was hanging out with Rose and Kanaya and they gave me some interesting information."
"What in the living shit are you talking about? What information?"
"Haha don't worry about it Karkles you're bound to find out soon." I say with a smirk on my face
"Whatever just get your fine ass over here and pick me up."
"Psh thanks for the compliment but could I get a 'could you please come pick me up and I love you and have missed you so much'?"
"Go to hell asshole." I let out a laugh hearing Karkat say this
"But... um... couldyoupleasecomepickmeupandIloveyouandhavemissedyousomuch..."
"Awhhh kitkatttt of course I'll come get you. And I love you and have missed you very much too."
"Whatfuckingever see you in a bit"
He hangs up on me with an annoyed tone and I smirk and place my phone back into my pocket. I head back over to the table informing the girls that I had to go pick Karkat up.
I then grab my keys and head out to my red truck.
~Le time skip~
I sit in my car playing some sick beats as I wait for Karkat's bus to pull up to the school.
After a few more minutes of waiting I see Karkat's bus pull up so I jump out of my car to meet him at the front of the school.
I see Karkat and his grumpy yet cute face walk out of the bus and he looks around until he spots me and runs over and I pull him into a huge hug spinning him around.
"Kittennnn you're backkkk!!! I missed you sooo much!" I say pulling away from the hug and he looks at me with a bright smile
"I hate leaving you for so long... it gets so lonely..."
"Awhh Karklesss~"
He pulls me in for a kiss in which I kiss the small adorable troll back. After this we walk over and I grab his two heavy bags and walk over to the truck throwing them in the back.
I look over at Karkat to see him admiring my strength and I lower my shades sending a wink his way causing the small troll to turn a candy red. I give a smirk before walking over to his car door opening it for him and helping him up.
"Dave I'm not fuckig five I know I'm short but I can still get into a car."
"But... thankyou." He gives me a kiss on the cheek before I walk over to my side of the car and get in driving the two of us home.
~Another time skippp~
After the two of us arrive home and I get his bags into the house we sit on the couch together and he looks exhausted.
"So it's only 7 pm... did you have something in mind you wanted to do before bed?"
"Ummmm......" I see Karkat thinking for a second before a blush comes over his face and he looks away.
"Ya know what... we could just uh watch a movie and snuggle up with each other." I say looking over to a Karkat who's nodding but looks slightly disappointed.
After setting a few things up I pick a romcom out and turn it on (A/N HA! THAT'S NOT THE ONLY THING YOU'LL BE TURNING ON TONIGHT DAVEEE lol I'm so sorry Lord have mercy on me) Karkles snuggles up close to me and I wrap my arm around his back and he leans his head on my shoulder.
After about 30 minutes into the movie I move my hand up to Karkat's hair and start petting him softly earning gentle purrs from my cute boyfriend.
He leans his head into me even more and I try not to die seeing how fucking AdOrAbLe he is.
I take this as my chance to move my hand closer to his horns before I start rubbing the base of it taking him by complete surprise.
He sits up straight but I don't let go. In fact... I start to rub a bit harder. I lean over to his ear and whisper
"Just relax baby~"
He looks over at me with full lust in his eyes before smashing my lips into his. He pushes me down to the couch crawling on top of me while I continue to rub his horns now using my second hand, earning gentle moans from my boyfriend. And if I have to admit hearing these noises coming from him and seeing him act this way is turning me on too.
After going back and forth I pick him up gripping him from his ass and take the two of us to our bedroom that we shared.
I gently lay him on the bed before moving my body on top of his kissing him once again.
Welp... tonight's going to be interesting.

(A/N HAHAHAHAHA please forgive me. I so wanted to continue this chapter but it was already really long. If you guys want I'll make a part two but it'll most likely be a smut. *which I'm chill with lolll* BuT uhhh I tried my besttt soo lol. I already have a different story idea that im working on right now in my drafts which will be a truth or dare based oneshot. And quick question... if I made a book based off of davekat would you guys read it..? Because I would so love to! But yea don't worry part two to this *if you guys want one* will be up sometime soon cuz I have no life. I post whenever I want therefore it'll be random uploads. I start school again tomorrow cause I'm getting off of spring break. I finished this today but I've already uploaded two new oneshots so this will most likely go up tomorrow! Thanks again and love you guys tons!
~Randal <3

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