Davekat Oneshots

Pointless A/N

Okokok this is basically me just ranting on a bunch of homestuck stuff I don't ship. Honestly I doubt I'll even post this.

What on earth is up with people and shipping stridercest??? I mean yea it's there opinion and everything but here's my opinion. I think it's fucking disgusting. Yea, I know I ship davekat and dirkjake and shit but FUCKING STILL?!?!?! SAME GOES FOR VANTASCEST OR HOWEVER THE HELL YOU SPELL IT. What the actual fuck. I know they aren't real but it just bugs me. Let's say... some dude walks up to me and we start talkin and they bring up homestuck or ships and stuff and if they said they shipped stuff like that I'd be chill with it. I'm not gonna have a full blown argument with him on why it's wrong because it's his opinion and I will respect that. But it just personally makes me go djsndkskdksldkskkdksskskksskfnejwnfjejbdsujw inside. I have this 'friend' notice how I added the thingys by friend cuz he's actually a complete prick to me and I hate his guts. At school and he HaTeS Davekat. He thinks no or ships it or that I'm wasting my time writing about it. But the thing issss it's his opinion that he's bashing onto me. He's legit tryna get me to stop shipping it justtt because he doesn't like the ship and I'm over here like FuCk NaW m8. Davekat's my lifeeee. Like I said this was just a rant and my opinion so ship whatever the fuck you want I could care less.
And if you guys were curious here are my homestuck ships
Davekat *hell to the fucking yes OTP right here*
Dirkjake
Cronkri
Rosemary
Cotton-candy
Erisol
Gamtav
Vriskrezi *I'm 30% sure I spelt right*
Uhhh and a bunch of others I can't remember cuz I'm too lazy. But one of my other least favorite ships would probably have to be Davejohn or Johnkat ;-;
*falls back into rant again*
Basically I don't ship Dave with anyone except for Karkat. I don't ship Karkat with anyone except for Dave. Along with all of my other ships, only those people with those people if that makes sense. I dunno it's just what I like. If ya don't agree that's chill I say we still be friends cuz I like making friends. But if you do then hell tO tHe FuCkInG yEs! Either way I love all of you the same no matter what and never forget that. And also I TURN ONE YEAR OLDER IN THREE DAYS FUCK YEA! But back on topic. Just don't go tryna push ur opinions on me and sht and I won't to you. I do this out of love lol. But I just dunno I've never liked Davejohn or Johnkat it's weird the ship is just bleh to me ;-;
I remember at one point I used to ship Solkat. I don't rlly anymore because ya know Davekat... but then again Solkat wasn't really built off of any type of love DAVEKAT IS FUCKING CANON SO FIGHT ME. Jk don't fight me I'm a smol innocent wimp. But meh that's my opinion basing off the relationship they have I think it's canon and hella cute soo. That's it for now. I should rlly go to sleep tho I have school tomorrow. Goodbye my lovelies thank you for listening to my rant about ships I love and hate. Love you allllll!!!

-Randal <3

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