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Chapter 5

"Woah.." I said. 

"What?!" Levi exclaimed, his brows furrowing even deeper (which you'd think to be impossible).

"You're beautiful." I replied, resting my chin on my hands and yawing. A blush spread across his cheeks.

"So, um, you're Eren?" He scratched the back of his neck.

"Yeah, why? Were you expecting someone else?"

"N-no, no! I've just, you know, seen your YouTube videos and..."

"Oh, cool."

"Yeah."

"Yeah."

"..."

"This is awkward."

"I gathered."

"So, what is it that you do?"

"I work in an office. It's one of those jobs."

"Oh. Well I make money off of the YouTube thing."

"You can make money off of that?"

"Hey, when you're offered a job at 17 working for YouTube, it's hard to refuse."

"You've got a point."

"So where is it that you live? Country wise, I mean."

"Oh, I live in France. I've dropped the accent from traveling so much, though."

"Really? I've dropped mine too. I live in Germany."

"Speak German."

"Why?"

"I know some."

"Okay, um.... Deine Augen sind wunderschön."

"I know one of those words means eyes, but that's it."

"I said, "your eyes are very beautiful"."

His blush grew darker, but his face remained neutral. I took a moment to study his features.

Levi has short, straight black hair styled in an undercut and sharp, intimidating grey eyes. The bags under his eyes stood out from his otherwise youthful appearance, and gave me the impression that he stayed up until the wee hours of the morning.

"What are you staring at?" Levi's beautiful voice broke my trance. 

"Oh, nothing. You're just really cute."

You'd think that Levi had a fever, because his face stayed neutral while his skin was bright red.

"Levi~!" I heard a girl call in the background. I heard large thumps from another room, and then a tall brunette burst through his door. 

"Levi, watcha- oh~! Someone's got a date!" She booty-bumped him out of his chair and slid his headset on.

This girl had half rimmed glasses that covered big, glassy brown eyes. Her hair was brown, and long, and held up in a black hair tye that was falling out. And last, but not least, she had the biggest, creepiest smile plastered across her face.

"So, what's your name?" she asked, blinking twice.

"My names Eren. Nice booty-bump, by the way." I said.

She looked taken aback by my enthusiasm. Or maybe it's because my voice is gay as fuck. 

Either way, she regained her posture and laughed.

"Thank you, I try." she giggled.

"And you are?"

"Hanji Zoë. It's nice to meet you."

"The pleasure's all mine. But seriously, shouldn't you check on Levi? You booty-bumped him like, five minutes ago and he still hasn't returned the favor."

"Ooh~." She winced as she looked down.

"He's....uh...sleeping. Nicemeetingyouerengottagobye."

The call ended, and I sighed.

"Levi ist der herrliche Mann, den ich je getroffen habe."

{Levi is the most gorgeous man I've ever met.}

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I hope you guys like the new cover. I'll be making a new trailer next week and it should be up soon.

Thx, babes.

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