"Eggs!"
"Bacon!"
"Eggs!"
"Bacon!"
"This is idiotic." said Levi, pinching the bridge of his nose.
"Neither of them are good!" Armin countered, throwing his hands up in the air. Eren and I contintued to bicker, while random sound effects came from behind us.
"Damn." Hanji muttered, clacking away at her controller. She had been playing Halo on Eren's PS3 for the past hour, and wasn't doing so well. She gave a little grunt each time we adressed her, trying to prove to us that she was at least half listening.
I turned to ask Shiloh what she thought, but found that she was fast asleep. She had curled herself into a little ball of person, and was snoring softly.
Hanji turned to look at us, and followed my gaze. Humming, she paused her game and stood up. Slowly, she began to aproach the couch.
"So, Levi," she said quietly. "You're short, right?"
Levi snorted. "No, shitty glasses, I'm six feet tall. Why you ask?"
"Alright, can you answer some questions for me then?" Levi hesitantly nodded, and Hanji continued.
"I've never understood small people. So, why, if they're already small, do they try to compact themselves even more?" She gestures to Shiloh, who, again, has squished herself into a ball. "And why, when you poke them, do they try to make themselves smaller? Is it a defense mechanism?" She pokes Shiloh, and Shiloh shivers and scrunches up even more.
We 'aww' and go to find a blanket for her.
Shiloh's POV
I'm not asleep.
I just really, really hate it here.
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KAY OKAY KAY
THE SKYPE MEETUP IS 7 O'CLOCK EASTERN TIME
BE THERE OR BE SQUARE
nananananana just a boring square
OKAY SO IF YOU HAVEN'T ACCEPTED ME YET DO SO
BE ONLINE IN THREE HOURS (ITS 5 FOR ME NOW)
AND WE'LL ALL HAVE A BALL
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FanficHi, my name is Eren, and I'd like to be friends? I don't have too many friends. Is this too awkward for you? I'll just leave. I hit enter before I could change my mind. Instantly regretting my decision, I went to go offline. But, right before I clic...
