Levi and I talked a lot after that. We weren’t officially dating or anything, but {according to our friends} we sure did act like it. I didn’t ask why Levi said he loved me, because I’m sure he had his reasons, but I couldn’t help but wonder.
Why? I mean, it’s not like I didn’t like it, because I loved it more than life itself. But, surely, he didn’t mean it. He’d only known me for a week, maybe less! He knew practically nothing about me! Yet, I couldn’t help but feel the same. There was something about hi9m that I just couldn’t put my finger on. There was this tiny glimmer in those dark, cold eyes of his, and I knew that I would be the one to cause it to expand.
There was something else that I’d noticed about him. Whenever he decided to turn his webcam on, the right corner of his lips would be slightly upturned.
As if he was trying to smile.
I was currently downloading “Five Nights at Freddy’s” and was going to attempt to play with Armin.
Armin had been in the background of many of my videos, and a lot of my subscribers {or, as I liked to call them, Jaeger Bombs} had been curious as to who he was, so I explained, and he was in quite a few videos with me. He actually had his own YouTube channel, and was good friends with Dan Howell (danisnotonfire), Phil Lester (AmazingPhil), and Chonny (mychonny).
Oh, wait. You guys don’t even know our usernames. Mine’s JaegerBombastic, and Armin’s is AryanCoconut.
I tried to tell him that his name could be used as an insult, but did he listen?
Nope.
“Armin~” I called, swiveling my spin-spin chair towards the door.
There was no reply, so I called again.
Louder.
“ARMIN~” I screamed, getting up and walking down the hall. I stopped in front of his door, murmuring to myself.
“Damnit, Armin…..made me get out ‘a my spin-spin chair…..who does he think he is…I mean...”
That’s until I heard music….and Armin chanting along.
“DON’T DROP DAT THUN-THUN-THUN,
EYY!
DON’T DROP DAT THUN-THUN-THUN!”
“No regrets.” I whispered to myself, opening the door.
“Jesus fucking Christ on a bun that Squidward had to peel for the atheists!” I screamed, toppling over.
There Armin stood, in nothing but a hula skirt and coconut bra.
“What the sheiza are you doing?!” I yelled, putting my hands over my eyes. He began to laugh.
“I hit half a million subscribers yesterday, and I promised my subs that I’d do this.”
“You could have warned me!”
“Team Scout said not to.”
Team Scout was a YouTube co lab that some of our friends had. There was Sasha (PotatoLover678), Jean (TheHorsesLifeForMe), and Connie (ImSoDoneWithUrShiat).
“Okay, well I was wondering if you wanted to play this new game with me. It’s called “Five Nights at Freddy’s.””
“Oh, holy shit. I watched Mark (markiplier) play that, do you really think we can do that?”
“Never hurt to try.”
“Okay, after dinner?”
“Sure, I’ll just leave you to…whatever the hell this is.”
As I shut the door, the music started to play again.
God damn, Armin.
Don’t drop that thun-thun-thun.
Don’t do it.
Don’t.
As I prepared the recording software, a message popped up on my Skype.
Hey, babe.
I quickly typed a reply.
Hey, what’s up?
Nothing, you?
Just about to record a game with Armin.
I hope Thanksgiving comes soon.
Me too, babe.
Okay, well, love you. Bye.
Bye.
I sighed. He really did want to meet me, didn’t he?
“Arlert, are you ready?” I called.
I heard his footsteps coming down the hall, and when I turned to look I jumped.
He was walking around in a fucking mound of blankets.
“Are you serious with me?” I asked, eyeing him up and down.
“Yes.” I heard a muffled reply from the mound.
He found his way into the spin-spin chair next to me, and we began.
“EREN, SHUT THE DOOR!”
“ALRIGHT, I AM.”
I shut the left door, and heard banging. I guess Armin was right. Foxy was on the other side.
[If you haven’t watched any game play of this, I suggest going to watch markiplier play it.]
“DUDE CHIKA’S IN THE KITCHEN.”
“YEAH I CAN HEAR IT.”
“WHERE’S BONNY?”
“I DON’T-“
We both screamed as Bonny popped up in the left door we just opened. The screen went to static, and then showed an animatronics bear with two eyes and teeth sticking out of it. The man over the phone explained that the only parts of us that would see the light of day were our eyes and teeth that would pop out of us once we were stuffed in.
“I think I’ve had enough for tonight.” I heard Armin squeak. I too was shaking in my boots.
“Okay, we’re going to end it here. Thanks for watching, if you’re new, thanks for joining the Jaeger Bombs, and if you all ‘d be so kind as to b-b-b-b-bomb that like button, and I will see you all next time.”
I ended the video, and me and Armin hugged each other for dear life.
“Wanna sleep in the living-“
“Yeah.”
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