Good Lord, am I a liar.
Okay, okay, I'm sorry. But I have to pick Marco up from the airport and the cameras can't pick up my face. I'll get in serious trouble if that happens.
God damn, I look shady. From my black tank top, black jeans, black combat boots, sunglasses, and finger-less gloves, I look like I just came out of a gangster funeral. Unfortunately, all of this is necessary. And, on top of all this, I have to get passed everyone.
Lucky for me, they all have something to do today. It's Monday, so Eren has Uni. Levi and Erwin are working in Eren's office. I gather they'd rather not be disturbed. Armin's filming a video in his room, and the door's locked.
Kaniss and Hanji are doing something in the living room, so I think they're the only ones I have to worry about.
Putting a spring in my step, I smiled and ran into to the door.
"M'kay, silly bananas, I'm out! Deuces!" I screamed.
I heard three "shut up"s from down the hall. Giggling, I reached for the doorknob.
"Hey, Shy-Shy."
God dammit.
"Yeah?" I turned around.
"Where are you going?" Kaniss and Hanji's heads were sticking out of the living room door. I shrugged.
"Out."
"Ooh, are you meeting a boy?" Hanji wiggled her eyebrows.
"Mm, you could say so."
I reached for the doorknob and ran out as fast as I could. Jeez, these people.
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Hey look a timeskip!
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I sat against a wall in the airport, waiting for Marco to get off the stupid plane. He told me that they were landing a half hour ago. I swear, if he's gotten into trouble again I'll-
A man in all black was walking around. His face and arms were covered in freckles. I chuckled.
"Yo, Marco!" I waved my hand in the air. He looked in my direction and ran towards me.
"Hey, long time no see." he said, smiling. I laughed.
"Yeah, I know."
"We'd better get back to Armin's house. They think I'm meeting a boy."
"Am I not a boy?"
"I'd think you were a man, Marco, but whatever you say."
"Hey, hold on a-"
"Shit."
I grabbed his sleeve and ran behind a vending machine. "Marco, we've got trouble."
"What?!"
"Sasha and Connie."
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FanfictionHi, my name is Eren, and I'd like to be friends? I don't have too many friends. Is this too awkward for you? I'll just leave. I hit enter before I could change my mind. Instantly regretting my decision, I went to go offline. But, right before I clic...
