So I saw that in the comment section of my last chapter (my rant), you all created a mini role play. It was quite small, but I've decided to make a little one shot. [Update: I'm going back and editing, but I think that for entertainment purposes, I'll keep it the way it is.]
"Levi, babe." Levi looked up from his book.
"What is it, Eren?" he replied, sticking his bookmark in the book and shutting it.
"Why are you so short?"
"Why do you ask?"
"I don't know, it's just quite concerning."
"I don't actually know."
Ever since Eren and Levi started dating, Eren had got to thinking. How was a man that was twice his age be so tiny? To be very honest, it was eating him alive.
"Were your parents short?"
"No, from what I can remember, they were quite tall."
"Um, your descendents?"
"France, obviously."
The French are tall people. Shit.
"Would you kill me if I took you to a doctor?"
"Just about."
"But not, like, end my life, right? Just fatally wound me?"
"That's correct."
Eren made an appointment with the doctor the very same day, despite being smacked over the head several times by Levi.
Levi, however, appreciated that Eren cared about him. Actually, he, too, had been wondering why he was so short. To be completely honest, he was hoping that it was some disorder and that he'd grow at a very late age.
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Eren and Levi visited the doctor the next week. It went a little something like this.
"Sir, we've looked over your results."
"And?"
"It's almost certain that you won't grow anymore than you have."
"wHAT?!"
We all know what kind of person Levi is.
"ARE YOU SERIOUS?!"
"Yes, sir."
And we know that he was, indeed, Humanity's Strongest Soldier two thousand years ago.
"YOU'RE FUCKING KIDDING ME."
"No, sir, I'm not kidding, sorry."
"WHAT THE FUCK?!"
Reincarnated, he was still equally as strong.
Long story short, he was a very violent person.
"I SWEAR I'M GOING TO KILL-"
"Take a few deep breathes, sir, and please, puT THE TABLE DOWN."
He was, in fact, sedated, and dragged home by Eren.
Oh- oh lord. When HANJI found out...
"And he did WHAT?"
"He tried to throw a table at the doctor."
"Like, metaphorically?"
"No, and actual, physical table."
"No damn way."
And he may have mentioned it to Armin and Mikasa...
"See, Eren, this is why I don't like you hanging around him."
"He scares me, man."
And they might have mentioned it to the entire reincarnated 104th trainee squad....
"Oh my God."
"He's a syco."
"Jesus, strong, or nah?"
"HAH?!"
"OH MY GOD LEVI IS SO FUCKING COOL HOLY SHIT!"
So Eren kept Levi in the house <or just basically away from people> until the subject died down.
Oh, well. They can have lots of fun while he's there. ^-^
I'd like to recognize the people who inspired this:
- Kattalee
- Half_blood-angel
- musicobsessed0130
- _Cat_Face_
And to AllonsyCat, same. My grandmother had to get her's half removed, so I get to be a short person with boobs the size of cantaloupes.
I mean, come on, we're BASICALLY all girls.
And if you're a dude, I apologize, but not many dudes are up for gay shipping. So you're special <(^-^<) !
And to all those people who said same......
MIDGET ARMY ATTACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
- attack on midget -
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FanficHi, my name is Eren, and I'd like to be friends? I don't have too many friends. Is this too awkward for you? I'll just leave. I hit enter before I could change my mind. Instantly regretting my decision, I went to go offline. But, right before I clic...
