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Chapter 16

"Hey, Armin, you okay?" I asked. He and I had been, miraculously, left alone together. Marco went with Hanji to find himself a suit. He said that it was for a 'special occasion', but it's really because he wants to be a bad ass spy. I respect that. Erwin went with them, of course, to get another to add to his collection. Eren and Levi had wandered off a long time ago. I wonder what they're up to.

Huh.

"Uh, y-yeah, I guess." he shrugged. We were currently sitting at a table in the food court. "Did you w-want to walk around or something?"

"Listen, Armin, about what happened last week." I said, stirring my smoothie. "You don't have to be so tense. Just relax. I don't have any real reason to kill you, so, like, chill."

"Y-yeah, chill." He sat up. "So, er, Shiloh. Are you and Marco...." He scratched the back of his neck. 

"Together?" I finished for him. "No, of course not. He's gay for Jean. But," I laughed, and it kinda sounded like Nikki Minaj's laugh. "That is one fine slice of man."

Armin's face went red. "I.... don't know how to respond to that."

I laughed normally this time. "Then don't." I smacked his arm playfully. 

"So, tell me a bit about yourself." He was suddenly, well, chill. Confident, sitting straight up, and well...

I found that exciting.

"Well, I was born in Tokyo, but my parents both died in an accident or something." I waved him off. "I don't remember. But I went back and forth from orphanage to orphanage because no one could handle all this." Armin laughed

"But, then, the Braus' adopted me. And that's the end of that story."

"Oh, cool." Armin laughed. His laugh sounded so cute, like a little boy's. So I had no choice but to laugh along. 

"Hmm," Armin hummed, "I wonder where Eren and Levi wandered off to."

"I don't want to know."

We laughed again.

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And now, what you've all been waiting for.

It took fifteen and a half chapters.

A lot of brainstorming.

A locked door.

And fast typing.

SMUT TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

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Eren's POV

"These are cute. Thank you, Levi." I said, smiling. He had bought me a black fedora, some new jeans, and a glow in the dark shirt with pink elephants on it just because I said they looked nice. He's spoiling me, and I feel bad.

Almost, anyway. Is that mean? Nah.

"Oh, um, hey, I have to use the bathroom." Levi said, grabbing my wrist and tugging me towards the restrooms. I blushed.

"So why are you taking m-" I was pulled into the nearest family sized restroom and realized it.

Fuck.

I was pushed against the wall as Levi began to kiss me. Suddenly, I pulled away. He tilted his head in confusion.

"A public restroom. That's the best you could come up with?" I laughed. He flushed.

"Shut up."

We went back to kissing as he slid his hands underneath my shirt, running them up and down my chest. His hands were cold, and they sent a shiver down my spine. He laughed into the kiss and pulled back for just a moment to take off my shirt. I did the same to him. 

Now, I can't say I've never done this before, because I have. Armin and I dated for a while, and I dated Jean as well. I did it with Armin first, and I can say that he is most certainly not shy. I did it with Jean too.

Armin was better. 

Anyways, Levi's hand had found it's way to the button of my jeans and began to fiddle with it. I groaned.

Jesus, you fucking tease.

I whined, and he unbuttoned and unzipped it. I expected him to take them off, but instead he stuck his hand down the front of my pants and began to pump my half-hardened length. I bit my lip to keep from making noise. 

Sooner than I'd have liked, it was over. I came undone, shivering as Levi's hand was covered in thick, white liquid. It seemed that Levi had came just from watching me. I looked down at him and laughed.

"I-It's a good think you have black pants on." I said quietly, still dazed. He smiled.

"Yeah, not the best place for a first time, but whatever." His eyes widened.

"What is it?"

"Now would be a good time for that date, don't you think?"

I laughed. "Yeah, let me tell Armin."

I picked my iPhone off the floor (it had fallen out of my pocket during our, err, session) and opened Armin's contact. As I did, Levi was washing the cum off of his hands. 

Eren: Going on a date, c u l8er.

Armin: Same b back at 9

Eren: K