Online | Ereri (Incomplete, Funny Version)

Chapter 3

"Armiiiiiiin!" I called.

Oh, wait.

The door's shut.

I groaned and walked over to my door. Opening it slightly, I walked back over to my bed and plopped back down.

"Armin~!" I called again. A few seconds later, my roommate's footsteps echoed through the hallway.

"Whaaaaat." Armin groaned from behind the door.

"I have a question." I murmured.

"What is it."

"Would you think differently of me..."

"..."

"...if my dick was fruity?"

"Why would I? Mine is too."

"OKAY ARMIN TMI."

"What? You asked."

"Fuck you."

"You'd like that, wouldn't you, douchbag?"

"No I wouldn't, douchierbag."

As he walked away, I whispered:

"Nailed it."

~time skip because Jean~

PSSST.

I laughed at his attempt to grab my attention.

WAT.

IM BORD.

AND.

ENTERTAIN ME.

ARE YOU SURE.

YESSS.

Okay, so what if instead of trees, humans lost their skin in the winter and walked around as skeletons. And then the trees got pissed off at us because they had to rake the skin off their lawns.

There was a long pause, and I knew he was laughing.

HOW HIGH ARE YOU?!

QUITE.

I laughed as our conversation continued.

OKAY I'LL ENTERTAIN YOU NOW.

K.

So yesterday me and my friends were sitting in the dark. And I posted a picture of us (it was pitch black) on Instagram, and tried to type "Me, Erwin, and Hanji are sitting in the dark" but it auto corrected to "Me, Erwin, and Hanji are sitting in the CRACK."

I just about died laughing, and since I was laughing so hard, I sounded like a retarded hyena. Armin came into my room with a baseball bat.

"Oh. FALSE ALARM, M, IT WAS EREN."

He plopped down on my bed and smirked.

"Watcha laughing about?"

"CRACK." I choked out. Eventually, he started laughing too, and Mikasa came in with a butcher knife.

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Okay I'd like to let you all know that the trailer for this book is on YouTube. Search "Ereri book trailer" and it'll be the first result.

Thx, babes.

{ARMIN SCREECH}