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Chapter 15.5

“I can’t believe they didn’t notice!” Marco snickered, raiding their fridge for snacks. I laughed.

“Believe it, baby. These people are one pancake short of a short stack.” I walked into the room that I stayed in and grabbed a black bag from my suitcase. Inside were nearly two thousand cameras. And, even better, they belonged to me personally. 

“Marco, can you come help me with this?” 

And so, we got to work. We started with Levi’s room, because if they came home we may never have gotten another chance. We put one camera on top of the TV, one camera under a lamp shade, one camera in the laptop’s keyboard, all for him to find. I then put one in the doorknob, the bathroom mirror, in the eyes of a photo, and in his mouse. I also put microphones in his wallet (that he left by mistake) and his extra cravat. I can do the other one later.

Erwin wasn’t too much of a threat, so I installed a camera beside the one that was already in his laptop, and moved on to Armin’s room.

One camera in his blogging camera and another in his main one. In the eyes of a photo, in all of his books, under his bed, on the ceiling fan, in a mason jar labeled ‘United States’, and in the tip of an empty pen. Hopefully he wouldn’t throw it away.

Since Kaniss and Hanji both sleep in the living room, I put a camera in all four remotes of the PlayStation, Xbox, and the 3DS’s. Another in the top of the far right corner of the room, in the fridge, in the stove controls, and I move on to Eren.

That, my friend, Marco and I spent nearly two hours on. 78 microphones, 198 cameras, and 7 for him to find. I swear I don’t get paid enough for this. 

A few moments after I put the cameras away and sat down, everyone came rushing through the door. 

You’ve got to be joking.

Every single one of them was yelling, except for Eren. He looked out of it. Ha, I guess I did my job, then.

“Eren, are you hungry?”

“Eren, do you want some juice?” 

“Eren, would you like a nap?”

‘Eren… Eren… Eren…’

Good god, what were they doing.

I pushed through them, and whispered in Eren’s ear.

“When everything calms down, you should tell me what happened.” I said in a higher voice than usual, because of which I was playing as of now. Sometimes I go higher, sometimes I go lower, but never have I used my normal voice towards a civilian. “You seem sad, mister, I think you need a hug later.”

He nodded, and was whisked away by everyone else. I don’t know what happened at the hospital, but Eren’s sister is here. Should I say ‘hi’?

She was in the kitchen, boiling some sausage. I came up to her and tapped her shoulder.

“Hi, lady.” I said with a smile. “What’s your name?”

“Mikasa.” she said, dismissing me. I pouted, and walked away.

Wait, where’s Marco?

“Marco~” I called in a sing-song voice. “Where’d you go, boo-boo?”

Everyone was staring at me. It’s time for some action.

“Come on, Mar-Mar! It’s not polite to keep a young lady waiting.” I began walking around the house. “I dunno, Mar, we should go candle shopping. I think this house needs a little more red!” I put emphasis on that last word. That’s code for ‘it’s go time’. 

“I’m over here, Sunshine.” He stuck his head out of the room I was staying in. Hold on, who gave him permission to call me ‘Sunshine’? No matter, not now at least. 

“Ooh, okay!” I skipped to him. “We should take a trip to the mall. Its a few miles down, and I think that would be fun.” I looked to everyone else. “Y’all want to come? Marco has a car down here, and it’s pretty sweet. Armin, what do you think?”

He immediately tensed, and I had to fight back a smirk.

“Err, y-yeah. I think we should go. Maybe Mika could stay with Eren.”

“No, no! That’s no fun, no fun at all. Eren should come along!”

“Um, okay!”

“Eren, I think you’re well! You just bonked your head a bit, didn’t you?” I went into a baby voice. “Poor baby-waby, hit his wittle head on a chaiw, aw, how sad!”

“I’m n-not a b-baby.” Eren said, his pupils dilated. I giggled, and walked over to him.

“I know, I was kidding.” I smacked his arm, playfully.

“Well, all who are coming come forth! To the mall!” I grabbed Marco’s hand again and ran out the door. Everyone followed, including Mikasa.