treinta y cinco

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boyfriend:

send help

best friend:

??? why?

boyfriend:

i want to plan a date with Newwie but i don't know what to do??

best friend:

literally just be you. he loves you anyway. does it really matter?

boyfriend:

yes? what if my idea sucks?

best friend:

what is your idea then?

boyfriend:

star gazing

best friend:

he will truly fall asleep.

boyfriend:

that boring?

best friend:

no. he just sleeps whenever it's dark. he can sleep anywhere it's unreal

boyfriend:

bad idea then?

best friend:

sweet idea. just for the wrong person.

best friend:

he likes to bake. he likes to watch movies. make cupcakes and watch disney movies with him

boyfriend:

does he not want to go out?

best friend:

have you met the boy. he's so antisocial

boyfriend:

oof true. thanks!

best friend:

yeah :)

boyfriend:

oh also

best friend:

hm?

boyfriend:

do you think it's an appropriate time for me to tell the public we are together?

best friend:

!!! are you serious?

boyfriend:

quite

best friend:

i don't think i can help you here man. you'll have to talk to him about that

boyfriend:

gotcha. thank you again!

best friend:

anything for a bro

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new:

here is a picture of your boyfriend in one of your shirts. look at how tiny

off:

you treat me so well

new:

duh. you give me pictures of tay i give you pictures of gun

new:

that is our dynamic

off:

truly the best kind of friendship

new:

i mean honestly

off:

can i ask you something?

new:

go for it.

off:

date wise... what does gun like?

new:

he likes stuff where you can wander. museums, aquariums, zoos. but also he likes video games a whole lot. since you are getting increasingly more recognized i would go for a video game date. get snacks and just chill while he virtually murders people

off:

you are a true friend thank you

new:

yeah!

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smol:

do you think they knew we were right next to each other the whole time?

tol:

probably not. have fun on the date you planned for yourself lmao

smol:

you too. also hurry up i'm hungry

tol:

good food takes time. calm your tits.

smol:

i shall not. these are my party tits.

tol:

why are we friends

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the smut is coming. but I'm at my sister's for the weekend so this is much easier to write. I'll try to update circus freak at some point as well but I can't promise anything. Hope you all don't mind ❤️

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