daddy:
that was the best sleep I have ever had in my life
papii:
I relate.
babii:
I am going to combust
baby boy:
hey siri how do I stop a heart attack
babii:
that's a mood
papii:
the fact that it is noon and we have not moved from our beds is wonderful
daddy:
I really don't think I've slept that long in years
daddy:
New is looking at me like I'm an alien
babii:
that's his worried face
daddy:
it's cute
papii:
you think everything he does is cute
daddy:
and I'm right.
babii:
i wish someone thought I was cute :(
baby boy:
you're the cutest
babii:
you don't count cupcake
daddy:
cupcake?
baby boy:
what? that's not fair muffin
papii:
muffin???
babii:
I wish someone I haven't known since middle school thought I was cute
daddy:
hello?? what is this cupcake???
baby boy:
mkay but I've seen you at your worst and still think you are cute so I should get some acknowledgment
papii:
are you going to just ignore that?
babii:
yes. he's my cupcake
baby boy:
he's my muffin.
daddy:
mhm yes that part I get
daddy:
what I don't get is why my boyfriend is calling other men cute things
babii:
P'Tay.... sweetie. I love you so much
babii:
but New is like my brother so you acting all jealous of my ~brother~ calling me a nickname is sad and hilarious
papii:
"sweetie"
baby boy:
we both saw you freak out too, you aren't in the safe zone
papii:
you're scary
daddy:
say that again and I'll kick you in the face
babii:
what is happening
baby boy:
chaos
babii:
Newwieeeeeee
baby boy:
yesssss??
babii:
today is Fuck It All Friday.
baby boy:
oh shit it is
daddy:
what the hell is that?
baby boy:
oh uhm well
babii:
basically, we get shit faced and have a venting session
baby boy:
usually it's just us two
babii:
we can make an exception if you both want to join
daddy:
Gun do me a solid and answer this
babii:
hmmm?
daddy:
what type of drunk is New?
babii:
happy. loud. sometimes slutty. affectionate
daddy:
where the hell do I sign up
papii:
Newwie, my bro
baby boy:
he's super cuddly and likes giving kisses. the more he drinks the more he kisses.
baby boy:
also likes giving lap dances
papii:
so is there an application I need to sign or?
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