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daddy:

that was the best sleep I have ever had in my life

papii:

I relate.

babii:

I am going to combust

baby boy:

hey siri how do I stop a heart attack

babii:

that's a mood

papii

the fact that it is noon and we have not moved from our beds is wonderful

daddy:

I really don't think I've slept that long in years

daddy:

New is looking at me like I'm an alien

babii:

that's his worried face

daddy:

it's cute

papii:

you think everything he does is cute

daddy:

and I'm right.

babii:

i wish someone thought I was cute :(

baby boy:

you're the cutest

babii:

you don't count cupcake

daddy:

cupcake?

baby boy:

what? that's not fair muffin

papii:

muffin???

babii:

I wish someone I haven't known since middle school thought I was cute

daddy:

hello?? what is this cupcake???

baby boy:

mkay but I've seen you at your worst and still think you are cute so I should get some acknowledgment

papii:

are you going to just ignore that?

babii:

yes. he's my cupcake

baby boy:

he's my muffin.

daddy:

mhm yes that part I get

daddy:

what I don't get is why my boyfriend is calling other men cute things

babii:

P'Tay.... sweetie. I love you so much

babii:

but New is like my brother so you acting all jealous of my ~brother~ calling me a nickname is sad and hilarious

papii:

"sweetie"

baby boy:

we both saw you freak out too, you aren't in the safe zone

papii:

you're scary

daddy:

say that again and I'll kick you in the face

babii:

what is happening

baby boy:

chaos

babii:

Newwieeeeeee

baby boy:

yesssss??

babii:

today is Fuck It All Friday.

baby boy:

oh shit it is

daddy:

what the hell is that?

baby boy:

oh uhm well

babii:

basically, we get shit faced and have a venting session

baby boy:

usually it's just us two

babii:

we can make an exception if you both want to join

daddy:

Gun do me a solid and answer this

babii:

hmmm?

daddy:

what type of drunk is New?

babii:

happy. loud. sometimes slutty. affectionate

daddy:

where the hell do I sign up

papii:

Newwie, my bro

baby boy:

he's super cuddly and likes giving kisses. the more he drinks the more he kisses.

baby boy:

also likes giving lap dances

papii:

so is there an application I need to sign or?

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