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smol:

correct me if I'm wrong

smol:

but that was flirting right?

smol:

and he was possessive

tol:

yes my dear

smol:

holy jesus

tol:

aren't you still in the same room with him?

smol:

I ran to the bathroom so I could scream in peace

tol:

our house has very thin walls

smol:

so he'd hear me?

tol:

most definitely

smol:

you know what

smol:

he knows I like him

smol:

fuck it

tol:

oh my god !!! the cops are going to show up!!!

tol:

why the hell did you scream like you were getting murdered?!

smol:

I FEEL LIKE IM DYING OKAY

smol:

oh fuck Off is banging on the door

tol:

have fun with that

//.//

daddy:

friends? is someone dead?

babii:

sorry! there was a spider in the bathroom

baby boy:

I'm hungry

babii:

we need to go shopping anyway

papii:

for???

baby boy:

enough alcohol for four people?

papii:

right.

daddy:

do you want help?

babii:

it's almost one o'clock on a Friday?? do you want to be attacked??

papii:

it won't be that bad

baby boy:

I've been to a fanmeeting do not lie

daddy:

fine it's bad.

daddy:

but i don't want you to leave meeeee

baby boy:

you're so fucking cute

babii:

oh my god

papii:

i'm going to vomit

babii:

Papii just think... we are going to have to see them be double gross later

papii:

yes but at least i'll be intoxicated

babii:

hmmm fair

//.//

Shithead:

okay so both our boys get slutty when drunk

Fuckface:

honestly? part of me is terrified but the other part is dying to get a lap dance

Shithead:

he's a kisser and since New is taken he'll probably kiss youuuuu

Fuckface:

oh my god i didn't think about that

Fuckface:

bro i just realized i liked him last night what the fuck am i going to do

Shithead:

you're not going to get awkward. if shit happens, shit happens.

Shithead:

he likes you, you like him. it's a win win my dude

Fuckface:

how are you taking the knowledge of your boy being a slutty drunk?

Shithead:

i am shitting my pants but i want to see it so bad

Shithead:

is that bad??? we haven't even been on a date yet and i already want to ruin him

Fuckface:

okay please save me the details

Shithead:

sorry, sorry

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