smol:
correct me if I'm wrong
smol:
but that was flirting right?
smol:
and he was possessive
tol:
yes my dear
smol:
holy jesus
tol:
aren't you still in the same room with him?
smol:
I ran to the bathroom so I could scream in peace
tol:
our house has very thin walls
smol:
so he'd hear me?
tol:
most definitely
smol:
you know what
smol:
he knows I like him
smol:
fuck it
tol:
oh my god !!! the cops are going to show up!!!
tol:
why the hell did you scream like you were getting murdered?!
smol:
I FEEL LIKE IM DYING OKAY
smol:
oh fuck Off is banging on the door
tol:
have fun with that
//.//
daddy:
friends? is someone dead?
babii:
sorry! there was a spider in the bathroom
baby boy:
I'm hungry
babii:
we need to go shopping anyway
papii:
for???
baby boy:
enough alcohol for four people?
papii:
right.
daddy:
do you want help?
babii:
it's almost one o'clock on a Friday?? do you want to be attacked??
papii:
it won't be that bad
baby boy:
I've been to a fanmeeting do not lie
daddy:
fine it's bad.
daddy:
but i don't want you to leave meeeee
baby boy:
you're so fucking cute
babii:
oh my god
papii:
i'm going to vomit
babii:
Papii just think... we are going to have to see them be double gross later
papii:
yes but at least i'll be intoxicated
babii:
hmmm fair
//.//
Shithead:
okay so both our boys get slutty when drunk
Fuckface:
honestly? part of me is terrified but the other part is dying to get a lap dance
Shithead:
he's a kisser and since New is taken he'll probably kiss youuuuu
Fuckface:
oh my god i didn't think about that
Fuckface:
bro i just realized i liked him last night what the fuck am i going to do
Shithead:
you're not going to get awkward. if shit happens, shit happens.
Shithead:
he likes you, you like him. it's a win win my dude
Fuckface:
how are you taking the knowledge of your boy being a slutty drunk?
Shithead:
i am shitting my pants but i want to see it so bad
Shithead:
is that bad??? we haven't even been on a date yet and i already want to ruin him
Fuckface:
okay please save me the details
Shithead:
sorry, sorry
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