Pokemon Boiz x Reader

Boys [Volkner x Reader x Flint]

Always thinkin 'bout boys. Ha ha! My life in a nutshell because I am a straight female who always seems to fall for the gay guys or the guys who you can easily see as being gay...

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Maybe I have a problem.

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You were busy thinkin 'bout boys

Flint and Volkner in fact, lyric fic. Volkner was the hot and dreamy electric type gym leader of Sunnyshore when could be territorial And defensive of the people/Pokemon he loves. Then we have Flint. Flint was hotheaded and a little all over the place. He had energy like he had a built in coffee system feeding him another quart by the hour. Both of them were dreamy, loved you. And loved eachtoher. It was the perfect threesome relationship non-seuxalized. Saying that detail for all the perverts out there reading this.

I was busy dreamin 'bout boys

You can't keep your mind away from them at all. They were constantly on your mind! At a party, you would think about how crazy it would be if Flint was there. At the movies, you can't help but think if the movie was good enough to get a smile or frown out of Volkner's stone cold face. Even at slumber parties you can't help but daydream about being crushed in a sandwich with the two boys! You had boys on the mind.

I need that bad boy to do me right on a Friday

One afternoon you remember Volkner sighing and coming home from the gym early, way earlier than Flint would be let off for the Autumn days (since they get more challengers in spring, summers and autumn). He walked in the house and caught you watching a really gay anime with a pleasure wand shoved up your ass (because everyone's has an asshole and i ain't assuming genders) and the weirdest mix of an aneago face and a oh shit face. 

Volkner just looked at you and you started fumbling around to get your pants back on, turn off the Yaoi, and get that fucking stick out of your butt. Volkner then just started walking over to the couch. He grabbed the remote and turned the Yaoi back on. You got your pants back on, but you were still bothered. Volkner flopped on the couch next to you. Five awkward minutes pass after watching the Yaoi and then you hear his voice go:

"Flint won't mind if we have a quick round without him. You want some help with that?"

And Volkner became 9001% hotter. 

And yes.

It's over nine thousand.

And I need that good one to wake me up on a Sunday

Sometimes Flint gets random months off because the elite four is closed. Example: When it heavily snows or is too hot since the elite four don't live at the Pokémon league they are free to go home. But that isn't always a good thing. Flint is the kind of person that everyone dreads. Flint is a Morning Person.

"Come ooooon! Wake up! Volkner already left And I need someone with me to haaaaaaaaaaaang!"

You groaned and sat up in your bed, rubbing your eyes. Your hair was a mess and everything was blurry. Give it a second. Okay. Okay. The world is getting in focus aaaaaand, presto! You can see now! You were greeted with Flint sitting on top of you, bouncing and shaking you to get up. Once he saw your eyes focus in his, he flashed you a big cheery grin that reminded you of the eight year old he was forever cursed to be.

"Awesome! You're up! I need a partner with opposable thumbs to help me make my famous pancakes!"

And that got you up. You pride your arms from under Flint and jumped out of bed, not caring you were wearing nothing but a tank top and some shorts you stole from Flint himself. Flint sprang him off the bed and you both ran to the kitchen to make some of his super special super awesome spicy-dry pancakes.

His Pancakes were the best pancakes.

That one from work can come over on Monday night

Volkner was about to open the door when Flint as running up the driveway. Volkner stopped and turned to greet his boyfriend. He opened his arms and Flint jumped in them, giving him a passionate and fiery peck on the lips before braking down to flash him the biggest smile ever.

"I rushed to get home, looks like it was worth it!"

Flint giggled as Volkner pressed another electrifying kiss to his forehead. Volkner smiled as he returned to the door, unlocking it and letting it open. You were not on the couch, like normal. The Two boy walked hand in hand togetherness to see that you were in the kitchen, poking up a storm for dinner. You looked up and flashed them a wide grin.

"Wow, ya two have perfect timing! Go sit, it's almost ready!"

Volkner led Flint to the set table. Flint held out the chair for Volkner and he sat down. Flint pressed a kiss to Volkner's nose causing you to pout and whine. Flint and Volkner looked over st you and then shared a look. Flint smiled and skipped over, wrapping his arms around your waist and craning his neck around yours to press three kisses to your cheek.

"Can't forget about you!"

You giggled and took the first plate you made. Volkner's. You set it on the table in front of him. While Flint was making his own plate you pressed a kiss to his forehead and went back to get your own. Volkner smiler and waisted patiently for both his boyfriend and girlfriend to return to the table to eat with him.

You went back to serve yourself but Flint ready had your serving and passed you the plate. You just shook your head and walked over to your spot. Flint soon followed and you both sat down. You all looked around at eachother, grateful for this relationship.

"Let's eat!"

Flint cheered. Yep. Just a normal evening in the household.

I want 'em all

Every time you went out, wether it was with Volkner, Flint, both, or neither, there would be whispers. "Are they the slut who has Volkner and flint around their fingertips?" "I hear she forces them into a relationship with them." "I hear-"

It hurts, but you just ignore everyone. Volkner would normally ignore you with them. But if Flint was with you at all he would walk up their and tell them off. Volkner would join too, but only if Flint as there.

I want 'em all

You loved your boys. They were your boys. You don't mind dating both of them and the boys having date nights to themselves sometimes. It's all part of having a polynumerous relationship, was it not? Besides, it was free time to write fanfiction and watch some hardcore Yaoi anime without being interrupted. 

You love your boys.

And when they finally leave me I'm all alone, but I'm looking down and my girls are blowing my phone up Them twenty questions, they asking me where I'm at Didn't hit 'em back

Because you were busy thinkin 'bout boys.

I had so much fun with this one you have no idea. It's so gay and I love it! I'm sorry my writing sucks, but it was fun to write. I love you all!

~Eva