SORRY Panda_Hero I FORGOT TO DO THIS IM SO SORRY!!! Now that I'm done procrastination, it's STORYTIME!
You know those people who like to sing very loudly in the shower and think they sound really good? Like, when you step into the shower your inner Beyoncé triggers and somehow you can actually sing fairly decently? Yeah. You're definitely one of those people!
You step underneath that water and then you are instantly a whole new person! You get a peep in your step and a song stuck in your head that you can't help bur sing and dance to like you're a professional KPop girl with an auto tune voice.
You feel you're hair getting wet, wet, and wetter. You grab a bottle of whatever soap you could find and you twirled it around. You brought it up to your lips and tapped your foot on the shower floor to the Beat. Oh yeah, you can already hear the music ringing in your head. You can already hear the audience start to cheer.
"SHE WAS WALKIN AROUND WITH A LOADED SHOTGUN!!! READY TO FIRE ME A HOT ONE!!! SHE WENT BANG, BANG, BANG STRAIGHT THROUGH MY HEAAAAAAAART!!!"
With every bang you oretended to shoot with the bottle of soap. Which direction? All,of the directions! To you, you sounded like you could be the next American Idol! Or whatever replacement shows you guys have in the rest of the world. I don't even know anymore. BACK TO THE STORY!!!
"ALTHOUGH I COULD HAVE WALKED AWAY, I STOOD MY GROUND AND LET HER SPRAY!!!"
You twirled around and did this little hop pop thing. The shower floor below you squeaked really loud but you couldn't hear it with the music and cheers in your head. Hell you didn't hear the door opening and closing!
"SHE SHOT ME, SHE SHOT ME, BANG BANG SHE SHOT ME!!! SHE SHOT ME, SHE SHOT ME, BANG BANG SHE- AAAAAAA!!!!"
Suddenly the curtain opened and your boyfriend, Siebold, was standing there with a very unamused face. He crossed his arms and stared at you in this really wacky position, naked, in the shower, and using his special conditioner as the equivalent of both a microphone and a gun. He raised his eyebrow, asking you to explain yourself.
"Uuuuuuuhhhhhhhh... Wanna join?"
Siebold sighed and closed the curtain after taking the bottle of his special conditioner away from you. He won't teust you with this bottle ever again. He closed the door behind him you just stared at the curtain, going back to a normal position.
So.... he didn't want to take a shower with you? Well, that actually would be preferable. You won't have enough room to preform woth a whole other person in the shower with you! Sure, it would be romantic and Siebold of him to take a shower with you, but you'd rather rock out.
Now... where were we? Right.
"SHE SHOT ME, SHE SHOT ME, BANG BANG SHE SHOT ME!!!!"
Because everyone loves a silly story! Man, only four hundred words. I'm so sorry I'm so bad!
~Eva
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