Pokemon Boiz x Reader

Like Gaston! I mean Falkner. [Falkner x Reader]

Thanks to ZoeyRedbird1 and Jackalight for two tag-team requests! This is the first one. STORYTIME!!!

Falkner slumped in his seat. He was in the gym, of course. Now with a throne included for slow days without battles. You were one of the helper trainers in the gym and you noticed his fowl mood. 

I should probably give you some context. There is a pretty girl in town. Falkner has been working hard to woo her and get her to go on a date with him, but fir some reason she is just disgusted st the fact of his existance. Falkner has had enough public humiliation while trying to get this girl at his side, he's just sad now. You want to help him.

You inhaled and walked up to his throne. Falkner just gave you a glance and let out a sigh. The poor guy. Normally he would fuss at you for not being ready at your station for trainers. This was not right. You walked around to his left and crouched down. Falkner looked at you confused. What the hell were you doing?!

"Gosh, it pains me to see you Falkner looking so down in the dumps. Every guy here's wants on be you Falkner, and it's not very hard to see why."

Oh no. Falkner saw that look in your eye. You were going to get really passionate about something. But why were you singing? What you were singing seemed very familiar to him. He didn't care though, he liked the lyrics. He sat up a little bit and let a half smiled llay at his lips as you stood up and moved in front of him with that cheery smile. This was going to be fun.

"No one's slick as Falkner. No one's quick as Falkner. Uh... No one's taste in women is incredibly thicc is Falkner's!"

Falkner rolled his eyes, firghting back a chuckle. You were improvising lyrics to make him feel better. You were also making it fit to his situation. And the girl he was going after had huge thighs, big boobs, but wasn't fat. She was thicc as hell. He saw a shimmer in your eye as you watched his smile grow.

"You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanley, and they'll tell who's team they'd be on!"

Falkner mentally facepalmed. This was from Beauty and the Beast. This was Gaston. He should have known with having a Disney fanatic in the room. He stood up and out a hand on your shoulder, smiling wide. You definately made his day better already.

"That's enough, (Your name). I'd prefer not being compared to a Disney villain."

Not a Disney villain? Then what Disney character relates to this situation that isn't a villain? This was a perfect Gaton story. Hot guy doesn't get the girl because she has a strange taste in men. Or just is a furry. Beastality anyone? You sighed.

"Sorry Falkner."

Falkner smiled and sat back down in his throne. He took your hand and sat you on top of him. WHile you were blushing and internally freaking out, Falkner was thinking. Yeah, he doesn't need an extremely thicc girl when he has someone who already make sure him laugh right here. Why chase the unattainable when the one for him is right here.

This Gaston doesnt need Bell, he has his LeFou right here and waiting to be noticed.

Because Yaoi always wins in the end. LaFou x Gaston anyone?

Sorry this sucks and is so short. I had no ideas. Lol.

~Eva