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y'all cool

subwaycookies
I WAS JAMMING OUT TO NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP SONG IN THE PARKING LOT OF WALMART AND THIS REALLY CUTE GUY SAW ME AND WE MADE EYE CONTACT AND HE LAUGHED AND I JUST SUNK DOWN IN MY SEAT AND I WAS SO RED IT WAS SO EMBARRASSED AND I STILL AM

jackyourwang
IM CAKLCING

urmomgay
good

ottewjae
IM CRUING DID THAT REALLY HAPPEN

subwaycookies
YES I WAS LIKE SINGJNG AND JAMMING OUT AND I JUSF TURNED TO SEE HIM AND OUGDHDJDJDJ

yiend-me
JDJDJD IM CAKCLING

subwaycookies
life sucks
where's yugyeom and jaebum

ottewjae
they're having a make out

subwaycookies
they're having a what

ottewjae
I MEANT MAKE OVER

subwaycookies
ohhhh hehe

yiend-me
"THEYRE HAVING A MAKE OUT"
YOUNGJAE!!!

jackyourwang
we're all there
they won't let me watch speedy gonzales...

urmomgay
yeah because obviously wow wow wubzy is way better

subwaycookies
I AGREE WITH JINYOUNG
waiut why wasn't i invited

ottewjae
aren't u on a date with minghao

subwaycookies
how would you know

urmomgay
yugyeom told us, headass

subwaycookies
ohhh

yiend-me
yeah
anyways

jackyourwang
JAEBUM IS TRYING TO MAKE YUGYEOM SUCK HIS DILDO

subwaycookies
GWTA RHE FUCK
WHY DOES JAEBUM HAVE A DILDO

yiend-me
"yuGYEOM YOU NEED PRACTICE SUCK THE FUCKING DILDO"
"YOUR ASS WAS ON THAT"
"THAT SHOULD MAKE YOU WANNA SUCK IT MORE"
"NO WHAT THE FUCK"
"SUCK. THE. DILDO."
"IM NOT GONNA SUCK ANYONES DICK"
"YOU DONT KNOW THAT"
"THIS CONVERSATION IS CANCELLED"
"just like your dick sucking skills"

ottewjae
KM OSISING MYSELF THEY WONT SHUT UP ABOUT IT

urmomgay
he just. shoved the dildo into yugyeom's mouth

jackyourwang
OHF VIL WE GOTTA GO YUGYEOM UUST THREW UP

subwaycookies
JESUS CHRIST

—

"EW!" jaebum shrieked, jumping back.

"yugyeom!" youngjae cackled out, looking at the youngest boy.

"shut up!" yugyeom whined, looking down at himself in disgust. he was covered in throw up.

"how did that happen?" mark wheezed out. jinyoung stayed as far away from the mess as possible, grimacing at it.

"it was so sudden!" yugyeom said, looking for something to throw at jaebum.

"this is so disgusting!" jaebum grimaced. yugyeom just shot him a glare.

"this is what you get for shoving your dildo down my throat."

"now you really need to learn how to suck sick." jaebum said, glaring at him. "clean up, clean up, everybody clean up!" jaebum sang, walking out towards the bathroom.

mark, youngjae, and jackson were busy practically crying at the situation, jinyoung was crying because he was disgusted, and yugyeom wanted to die.

—

after they cleaned everything up, including jaebum and yugyeom hopping in the shower. different times of course.

"now we have to give you a different look." jaebum said, pulling out boxes and bags. "let's dye your hair red."

"um, okay." yugyeom furrowed his eyebrows, plopping down in the chair that was in front of jaebum's mirror.

"jaebum, act like one of those gay hair stylists." youngjae laughed.

"oh dahhling~" jaebum said with a gay accent, making everyone laugh.

—

"damn, i look hot as fuck." yugyeom said, looking in the mirror and studying himself.

"damn, i'm good." jaebum grinned, looking at yugyeom while nodding.

"okay, let's go to wherever bambam is and make him cream in his pants!" mark chanted, everyone cheering to that.

—

y'all cool

yiend-me
ay bam where u be

subwaycookies
im at the park

yiend-me
which one

subwaycookies
the one by that cute pink cafe
why

yiend-me
cuz
ok😎

jackyourwang
why jaebum and yugyeom making out

subwaycookies
what

jackyourwang
Wrong Chat Um

ottewjae
ewwwwww this so gay

subwaycookies
why are they making out

urmomgay
who knows ay

subwaycookies
well. im on a date bye.

—

i have ptsd now. the never gonna give you up thing really did happen to me (but w a girl) oh my god i crave death.