y'all cool
bwowny
so i wake up right
and i'm just eating some cereal n shit haven't gotten any clothes on but my fucking boxers cause i JUST WOKE UP
n then a knock at the door but at first i'm like fuck that but then there's another knock so i'm like better tell the mormons to go away so i answer the door all the way, practically naked
n you know who it was?
jesus
subwaycookies
jesus can walk on water, and i can walk on watermelons which are 95% water. which means i am 95% jesus
yiend-me
so why are you just telling us this if it's 2pm
jackyourwang
BAMBAM THE SMARTEST DUDE IN THE WORLD
subwaycookies
😁😁😁😁😁
bwowny
i'm just telling you this because i've been busy all day, duh
oppar.chingu
funny cause i don't remember knocking on your door this morning?
urmomgay
busy doing what, loser
bwowny
hanging out with jesus??? duh
ottewjae
woah so like
did you tell everyone about the bible?
bwowny
nah we went to the animal shelter and ate ice cream and went the arcade
yiend-me
why would you go to the arcade with jesus?
bwowny
idk, just an fyi, jesus sucks at video games!
subwaycookies
YOU'RE SO MEAN
ottewjae
fuck man really
cause the other day i had a dream that i played fort nite with jesus ://
jackyourwang
dude epic
oppar.chingu
what flavor of ice cream did you get?
jesus flavor?
bwowny
well, i don't think they've created jesus flavor yet :(
i got chocolate
jesus' favorite flavor of ice cream is bubblegum btw
yiend-me
that's stupid! his favorite flavor should be holy guacamole!
jackyourwang
what mark said
subwaycookies
that would be disgusting mark
yiend-me
shut up anti christ
bwowny
also jesus really likes naked cats :(( those ugly rats
oppar.chingu
FAGGOT WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL THEM
subwaycookies
ME TOO JAEBUM
bwowny
its true
yiend-me
WHY WOULD HE LIKE THE RAT CATS
subwaycookies
THEYRE FUCKING ADORABLE
jackyourwang
no one asked for your opinion ugly
WHY WOULD JESUS LIKE THEM
subwaycookies
HES TALKING ABOUT ME
bwowny
yeah stupidos!!
urmomgay
ugly
ottewjae
i really thought you were talking about jesus 🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧
subwaycookies
he is, i am jesus
bwowny
yeah he's also jesus at blowjobs
subwaycookies
first of all that doesn't make sense second of all i have never given you a blowjob before
oppar.chingu
FUCK YOU ALL EXCEPT BAMBAM
BAMBAM LETS TALK ABOUT CUTE KITTIES
subwaycookies
like
m i n e ? 😋
bwowny
we can talk about yours all day please dm me
yiend-me
DISGUSTEN!
jackyourwang
STOP IT!!! STOP IT!!!
urmomgay
ugh bambam why don't you go ride a horse dildo and die!
subwaycookies
horse dildos are enormous
bwowny
mayhaps you may show me
oppar.chingu
what?
bwowny
that sounded so wrong i meant send nudes
oppar.chingu
okay
subwaycookies
hey no
oppar.chingu
y'all not even dating so😋
bwowny
ohhhhh true
subwaycookies
hey i don't care
jackyourwang
jealous bambam
urmomgay
YUGYEOM OPPA!!!
yiend-me
WHAT THE FUCK!!!
bwowny
SUCK MY PEEWEE PARK JINYOUNG!
subwaycookies
PEE WEE SHERMAN!!!!
ottewjae
OH MY FOSH!!!!!! YEAH!!!
jackyourwang
PEE WEE SHERMAN
yiend-me
ISNT HE THE ONE WITH THE WEIRD VOICE THAT WEARS A VOICE AND ACTS LIKE A KID
subwaycookies
PEE WEE SHERMAN!!! STAN TALENT STAN PEE WEE SHERMAN!!!
urmomgay
actually you pieces of shit, it's pee wee HERMAN.
subwaycookies
YEAH!!!!
bwowny
I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
jackyourwang
:(
subwaycookies
what about pororo?
bwowny
OMG!!!!!!! PORORO!!!!
yiend-me
that's a go-to theme song to sing for karaoke!
subwaycookies
YETH MARK!!!
jackyourwang
LETS GO TO KARAOKE ALL TOGETHER AND SING PORORO THEN
ottewjae
LMG YES
urmomgay
OKAY
oppar.chingu
YETHHDHDJDJDJDHD
subwaycookies
LETS ALL MEET AT MCDONALDS AND THEN GK TO A KARAOKE PLAFE
bwowny
OKAY
YOU ARE READING
shine
FanfictionCOMPLETED. they say it's all fake, but how can something like you and me together not be real? YUGYEOM + BAMBAM MARK + JAEBEOM
