Prince Series: A Fanfiction

MALK?!!

Audio doesn't belong to me. Belongs to Jullian Smith.

Characters:

-Leon

-Felix

-Albert

-Junta

Italics are things I changed or added. Best reading with the audio. So, play the audio!

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Albert: Hey you guys have anything to drink?

Leon: Yea, in the fridge.

Felix: Hey Leon! Uhh, grab me a glass of MALK.

Albert: We don't have any MALK but I can get you some milk.

Leon: That's-- What he just said...

Felix: (Mumbles something I don't even know)

Albert: No- You're saying it wrong. You saying-MALK- like it's a disease.

Leon: (chuckles) How do YOU say it?

Albert: I'm saying it the way everyone outha say it- MILK. M-I-L-K.

Leon: Right! Like 2%!

Felix: Right! Whole MALK!

Albert: No-no-no-no! Say milkshake.

Felix: Milkshake?

Albert: Okay, now say MILK.

Felix: MALK! :3

Albert: (open mouth to say something while pointing up but a few seconds later puts down hand and closes mouth) Are you hearing this?!

Leon: Yea, the man wants a glass of MALK! 

Albert: MALK?!!

Leon: (slams table) GIMME THE MALK, ALBERT!!

Junta: (appears from door) Guys, inside voices please.

Leon: Sorry, Junta... We're having a little problem...

Junta: (Walks out of the room)

Leon, Albert, Felix: ........

Felix: (slams table) ALBERT!! POUR ME- A GLASS-OF MALK!!!

Albert:Wh-Why are you yelling at ME?!

Leon: Just give him the freakin' MALK!!!

Albert: YOU GUYS ARE NOT EVEN SAYING THE SAME THING!!!

Felix: WE'RE AAALLL SAYING MALK, ALBERT!!!

Albert: (slams table) NO!!! You're saying MALK, you're saying MALK!!!

(They start yelling MALK)

(Meanwhile, with Junta)

Alex: Why are they yelling?

Ciel: World War 3 perhaps? (Starts laughing)

Junta: I'll go take a look.( -_-'')

(Back with the others)

Albert: SHUT UP!! SHUT. UP!!! (Sighs and points a gun at his head)

(Leon and Felix points a gun at him.)

Leon: You better put the gun down, Albert!

Felix: Don't do it, Albert!

Albert: You're going to shoot me if I'm going to shoot myself?! That doesn't make any SENSE!!!

Leon and Felix: ... (Points gun at themselves)

Leon: FELIX PUT THE GUN DOWN!!!

Felix: PUT THE GODDAMN GUN DOWN, LEON!!!

Albert: PUT YOUR GUNS AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!!!!!

Leon: ALBERT PUT IT DOWN NOW!!!

Albert: I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF OVER THIS!!!

Felix: YOU'RE LIKE A BROTHER TO ME!!! A BROTHER TO ME!!!

(yelling)

(Door slowly opens and Junta peeks inside. He looks at each of them in shock,eyes widened and slowly closes the door and returns to the living room. But not after watching the whole thing.)

(Later, in the Principal's office.(Yes even Gion,Livio,Shintarou.) All the princes are there except for Albert, Felix, Leon.)

Junta: And then, after that, they pulled the trigger. All of them.

Everyone:...

Shintarou: ...Holy shit, lil' bro...

(END)

I had fun making this XDD!!! Requests are open but might your request a bit late...