Request by Purpledragon455
i love this video much XDXDXD. Italics are things i changed or added
I copy and paste the script so i just changed stuff.
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*Alex makes coffee for Ciel*
Ciel: *snorts* Good morning Alex... Ready for me to chaperone you on your first school field trip?
*Alex points at the alarm clock*
Ciel: F*CK! WE'RE 4 HOURS LATE FOR THIS GODDAMN BULLSHI*T! *Bangs on door* ALBERT, WAKE UP! WE'RE LEAVING IN NEGATIVE 6 MINUTES! WAKE UP OUR F*CKING FRIENDS! AGH! *Stabs cereal box* AGH!
Alex: ... (0-0)
Albert: *Opens door* Wtf?
Ciel: *Pours cereal into containers* HURRY UP! WE'RE LOSING TIME! WHERE THE HELL IS MY RASH OINTMENT? F*ck it, I'm going to itch. I'M GONNA NEED A PRE- *Drops baby into dishwasher* AGH! ALBERT? WE'RE LEAVING IN 3 SECONDS! *Pours milk into containers* THIS SHOWER IS GOING TO HAVE TO BE PTA! Pits, t*ts, ass. AGH! *Pours milk into containers again* AGH! *Throws milk at fridge and closes it* I need cum. AGH, COME ON! NO TIME FOR CAILLOU!. NO TIME FOR SEAT BELTS! HOLD ON! I'M GONNA GAS THIS THING! GET READY TO GO THROUGH TIME! AGH!
Evan: Can I get a ice cream when we get there?
Alex: Dad, what are you doing in here?!
Evan: I've been locked in here since last Friday!
Ciel: Yeah, yeah, that's great, look, there's that hippie f*ck I was telling you about.
Charles: Hello, welcome to the park. Thank you for bringing your f*cking kids.
Ciel: Alright, we're here! *Baby falls off the car* ...What?! Alright, Alex, go play with your-- Don't touch me! Go play with your friends.
Evan: I'm still here!
Ciel: Oh, f*ck. Good morning Felix! You look very mature today!
Felix: Well, hi Ciel! Look at you, out of the house by noon!
Leon: *Rolls eyes* I'm out here having a dandy picnic with my friend, Felix.
Felix: We need more Coke!
Leon: We packed Pepsi. We're out here trying to celebrate her breakthrough role as a butt pimple spokesperson.
Felix: Hemorrhoids used to control my life. But thanks to Anisol, I've turned my hemorrhoids into hope! Now my asshole doesn't look a day over five!
Announcer: Ask your doctor if Anisol is right for you. Side effects may include dizziness, larger hemorrhoids and obscene blood farting.
Leon: I do have my share of talents as well. In my off-time I like to make postcards for young disabled's. This one says, "My syndrome may be down but my hopes are up!" "I am handicapable of math!" I really am.
Charles: This is a Saratoga nettle. They are extremely nutritious. *Bites Saratoga nettle* *Vomits* I was incorrect. My name is Elmer. I have been a park ranger for a month. Excuse me Filipino man, please do that in the bathroom. I like working in the outdoors. Not because I'm Mexican, but because I'm Native American. Now I'm stuck. Aren't these trees beautiful? They are the oldest known living beings in this park. *Bumps into Evan*
Evan: Oopsie.
Charles: I was wrong.
Evan: Please, I need you to help me find my family, or I might never make it back to civilization.
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