Miraculous: Tales of Adrienette and LadyNoir

Adrien Isn't Careless (Platonic!Adriya)

The dedication for this chapter is because I was utterly flabbergasted - completely shocked - when @chatbug2005 added this story to their reading lists. I never imagined anyone would add this to their reading lists - especially not after a single part has been published! Thank you, Chatbug!

Alya was in Adrien's room for a project when he swung back in - as Chat Noir. Alya's mouth gaped. He spoke. "Plagg, claws in." He detransformed.
Alya was filming when he opened his eyes and said. "Alya. Crap."
She ended the video. "Did you forget about our project, Chat Noir?" She put her hands on her hips. Adrien scratched the back of his neck as he answered, "Yes."
Then she saw Plagg and swallowed her scream. "So you're his kwami, right?"
Adrien stared at her. "How do you know that?"
Plagg meanwhile, came to rest on her shoulder. "Who're you? Are you that Marinette girl Adrien is always asking advice about?" Alya's eyes began to shine with excitement. "What?"
Adrien hissed. "Plagg, be quiet."
Seeing an opportunity to blackmail his holder, Plagg continued. "Yeah, it's either Marinette or Ladybug!" Crossing his little arms, the kwami scowled. "I'd swear he's in love with the BOTH of them!"
Adrien began blushing, eyes bouncing all over the place. "Plagg!"
Ignoring his holder, Plagg asked, "So ARE you Marinette?"
She held out her hands for the little kwami to lay back in. "Nope. I'm Alya Cesaire. It's nice to meet you, Plagg. Trixx told me about you."
It was Adrien's turn to stare. "Who's Trixx? Why would she know Plagg? How do you know her?"
Plagg looked up at Adrien. "Trixx is the kwami of the Fox Miraculous, she knows me because we're both kwamis, and Alya knows her because Ma - Ladybug," he spoke under his breath. "Damnit, if I mess this up Tikki'll kill me." He continued. "Chose her to be Rena Rouge."
Alya sheepishly pulled out her fox tail necklace. Trixx flew out of her jacket. Seeing Plagg, the two kwamis squealed.
"TRIXXIE!"
"CHEESE BRAIN!"
They flew into each other at top speed. Alya smiled. "Are you two a thing or something?"
Adrien silently prayed. Please say yes, I could use someone to tease Plagg about.
"Nope." Trixx said. "I'm his best friend - Tikki is his waifu." Her eyes suddenly lit up. "Oh, my GOD, Tikki's holder is BEYOND oblivious, I can't even! When is she gonn- oooh, we should prank her!"
Adrien's eyes sparked. "Who's Tikki?" Plagg flew to Adrien, suddenly animated. "Tikki is only the BEST soulmate a cat could have! She's Ladybug's kwami, my perfect match!"
Alya giggled. "Someone's excited." Then she processed what Trixx had said. "Trixx, we see Ladybug? Often?"
Plagg groaned. "Get ready to die. I was just getting used to seeing you again." He evidently realized something and he flew to Trixx again. "Your holder - isn't she the one who writes the Ladyblog?"
Trixx's cheeks went red-orange. "Yes, but Alya is a good girl - I convinced her not to say anything."
They looked at each other and set off cackling. Adrien and Alya stared at their kwamis. "Umm...", Alya started. "Why don't you guys get caught up while Als and I do our project?"
The kwamis played out of view of the window as Adrien and Alya hunkered down and focused.
After finishing, Alya asked. "So, Mister Noir... can you do an interview for my Ladyblog?"
He smiled. "As long as my Lady doesn't mind."
They transformed and leapt out on patrol. Rena usually didn't join them, but Trixx wanted to stretch her paws. Setting out, they met Ladybug at the Eiffel Tower. "Rena! What a surprise!" Ladybug blinked at the pair of them coming to patrol together.
Chat smirked. "You don't have to call her Rena when it's just the three of us."
Ladybug's face wrinkled in confusion. "But you don't know her identity."
"Of course I do." Chat played with her. "Isn't the Ladyblog absolutely paw-some?"
She blinked, then took a double-take, then smiled. "Okay then. Out of curiosity, how did you find out?"
Alya finally contributed to the conversation. "I was in his house - we know each other under the mask - and he detransformed without checking the room. He'd forgotten I was there."

Ladybug's POV

Before I knew it, I was yelling at that damn pussycat. "Adrien, REALLY?!?"
Both Alya and Adrien blinked at the name, then turned to each other. They simultaneously looked at me. "She has to be Alix!" They said in unison, creepily high-fiving each other.
They turned to me and grinned. I facepalmed. "TIMEBREAKER?!?" Chat sighed. "Oh, yeah, right." He thought for a second. "Who are you then?"
I facepalmed. "Let's just patrol, you two." We ran into the night, returning to our task of protecting Paris.

I'm back at it again with the oneshots! This I wrote awhile ago - I almost forgot about it until Emerald reminded me...

I hope y'all enjoyed - I find these two so cute together as friends. I can just imagine them squealing together over Ladybug and swapping stories while their kwamis play. I might write a few more like this... I really like it when they're Chatting like this. Buzzing off,

- Queen Honey 🐝