Langst: One Shots!

Season 7

Motherfucker. Those words sum it up for me.

I CAN NOT BELIEVE THAT THEY KILLED ADAM!!!!

I AM SO PISSED BECAUSE OF THAT. I CRIED ACTUAL TEARS LIKE 15 THOUSAND TIMES DURING THE WHOLE DAMN 13 EPISODES.

AND THE FACT THAT MATT COMES TO EARTH AFTER THE BATTLE. WHERE THE FUCK WE'RE YOU SIR?!

Why did so many people have to die? It's heart wrenching. Also at the end on the last episode.

I THOUGHT THEY ALL FUCKING DIED. MY HEART WAS WRENCHED FROM MY CHEST AND TOSSED AROUND AT THAT POINT.

I WAS SOBBING BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT THE PALADINS TO DIE!

But they didn't so. I started crying out of relief. I really have no social life if I became so attached to fictional characters of a show that I CRIED.

But it sounds right.

Okay. Let's talk Keith.

HE CALLED KROLIA MOM!!! I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THAT MOMENT FOR SO FUCKING LONG!! And he's come such a long way from season 1. I'm so proud of the kitten. I am disappointed that we didn't get to see any Galra Keith. That would've been so great.

Now Hunk.

The poor cinnamon roll! He didn't get to see his parents right away. AND I THINK HE HAD SIBLINGS! WHERE WERE THEY???? WHERE ARE THEY?!
I was going to re watch to see but no. Fuck that. I'm not gonna go through that emotional shut again. (I'm going to watch it)

Pidge.

SHE FUCKING CAME THROUGH. WHEN THEY COULDN'T PUT THEIR BAYARDS IN THE TURNING THINGY AND WERE GETTING WRECKED SHE FUCKING CAME THROUGH. I WAS QUACKING. I wonder if she slapped MATT because he wasn't fucking there.

Shiro.

That bitch. Made me. Cry. When. He. Saw. Adams. Grave. Spot. The fact that he said I'm sorry was just too much for me. Also the fact I got attached to Adam in .5 seconds is mind blowing for me. And fucking shiro. WHY YOU GOTTA TRY TO DIE????? AGAIN?????

Now Lance.

Lance is my baby. And he finally got to see his family! But the fact that he was legit ready to die pisses me off. The fact that THEY ALL we're ready to die pisses me off. They legit went through so much for Voltron and the universe that they are dedicated enough to fucking DIE. That pisses me off. Not as much as Allura though. I cried so many times.

Allura.

Now I don't exactly like the bitch. No it's not because of Lotor. No it's not because of her and Lance (though that's a teeny tiny point). But it's because she just gets on my nerves and I'll tell you why.
SHE basically forced them to become paladins and she just complains soooo  much. Like when they were fighting and she was like. Ugh can we not catch a break? I was like how does it feel bitch?? Now she has come a long way. She less bossy and I like that she trusts Keith way more than before. She's a pretty good character all in all I just don't like her.

Now while I was watching one of the last episodes for season seven. And voltron was getting their ass handed to them, my little brother was like. Maybe another Voltron will come in and I was like no that couldn't happen because there's not another one.
And sure enough THAT HUGE ADS FUCKING ROBOT THAT CAME FROM ATLAS FORMED AND STARTED ATTACKING AND I WAS ALL. WHAT THE ACTUAL FLYING FUCK?! AND MY MOM CRACKED UP. BUT WHY THE FUCK DID THE ATLAS DO THAT??? IS SHIRO PARTIALLY ALTEAN BECAUSE HE WAS IN THE BLACK LION FOR SO LONG AND THEN ALLURA BROUGHT HIM BACK WITH MAGIC?? OR IS HE LEGIT BONDED WITH THE CASTLE OF LIONS??????

Anyway I'm not going to share all my thoughts as you can see these are spaced wonky. I'm on a computer so it's weird. Until next time or next update paladudes. Peace✌