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£ Cassy

Assbutt - Hey, Cas. I hate the way we left things and I know it's been forever since we talked, but I just wanna know how you're doing.

You - ...........

Assbutt - I know, I shouldn't texted sooner, I just needed a while to think. It's been so long.

You - Dean..

Assbutt - Yeah?

You - It's been 27 minutes.....

Assbutt - ....

Assbutt - Really? Man, I still should have texted sooner instead of leaving you alone for so long. It was selfish of me.

You - MUHFUCKA! 27 MINUTES ISN'T EVEN LONG.

Assbutt - Well, you ain't gotta be fucking rude about it. I'm just trying to mend our friendship.

You - Dean, go masturbate. Leave me alone.

Assbutt - No, bitch.

You - Why?

Assbutt - Cuz I feel bad.

You - Then buy me some chocolate and coffee.

Assbutt - I will!

You - I'm joking.

Assbutt - And I'm not.

You - Whatever, Dean. Is your dad home?

Assbutt - No.

You - When will he be there?

Assbutt - Sometime tonight. Probably 6-7ish.

You - Can I come over?

Assbutt - No.

You - Hold on.

Message Mooseman?
Yes.

You - Hey, Sammy, can I come over?

Mooseman - Sure, just leave by 5:45.

You - K, be there soon.

Mooseman - :) k

Message Assbutt?
Yes.

You - I'll be there soon.

Assbutt - What the fuck? I said no.

You - But Sammy said yes.

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