August 2018 - Alien Humor

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"Did you receive the disc?"

"Yes, Marwoold. Are you sure you sent the correct one?" He scanned the file.

"Yes, Sir."

"This is your intel?" His face contorted.

"Yes. Planet Earth. I've collected information on all aspects from various parts of the planet."

Carnlok paused. "This is no joke?"

Marwoold grinned. "Yes. Lots of information. But with it, our assimilation process should be manageable."

Carnlok pressed play. A montage of the most popular memes flipped across the screen. Moments in, he pressed stop. "Marwoold? Skip it. This one is already infiltrated by someone else. No species chooses this on purpose."

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