After a long labour, a doctor approaches the new mother and says, "Ma'am, I've got some good news, and some bad news. What would you like?" After quickly thinking it over, she responds, "I'll have the bad news first doctor".
The doctor replies, "We'll, I'm not sure how to put this, and I'm sorry to have to tell you, your child has red hair".
Relieved, a smile spreads across the mother face. "Doctor, if that's the bad news, what's the good news". The doctor replies, "He's dead".
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HumorWARNING!! THIS BOOK AIN'T FOR THE FAINT OF HEARTED OR IF YOU ARE INNOCENT!!! (OR HAVE ANY INNOCENCE LEFT!!!) THESE JOKES ARE SO DARK, SO HORRIBLE, SO EVIL AND SO DIRTY THAT I'M DEFINITELY GOING TO HELL!!! BUT I WAS GOONA GO THERE ANYWAYS!!! BUT IF...
