My girlfriend spilled soup all over herself. "I look like a pig." She said.
"Yeah, and you've got soup all over you." I replied.
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Don't cry over spilled soup
My girlfriend spilled soup all over herself. "I look like a pig." She said.
"Yeah, and you've got soup all over you." I replied.
