I love to pamper my girlfriend when she's had a stressful day at work.
I get her to text me when she's leaving so I can get the hot tap running, swirl around the foam and the bubbles and time everything perfectly so that the moment she walks through the door,
the dishes are piled up, waiting for her.
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HumorWARNING!! THIS BOOK AIN'T FOR THE FAINT OF HEARTED OR IF YOU ARE INNOCENT!!! (OR HAVE ANY INNOCENCE LEFT!!!) THESE JOKES ARE SO DARK, SO HORRIBLE, SO EVIL AND SO DIRTY THAT I'M DEFINITELY GOING TO HELL!!! BUT I WAS GOONA GO THERE ANYWAYS!!! BUT IF...
