One day, the first grade teacher was reading Chicken little to her class.
She came to the part where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer.
She read ". . . and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said,
"The sky is falling! The sky is falling!"
The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think the farmer said?"
Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "I think he said, 'Holy shit! A talking chicken!'"
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HumorWARNING!! THIS BOOK AIN'T FOR THE FAINT OF HEARTED OR IF YOU ARE INNOCENT!!! (OR HAVE ANY INNOCENCE LEFT!!!) THESE JOKES ARE SO DARK, SO HORRIBLE, SO EVIL AND SO DIRTY THAT I'M DEFINITELY GOING TO HELL!!! BUT I WAS GOONA GO THERE ANYWAYS!!! BUT IF...
