Eddie desperately wanted to have sex with the hot girl at work but she had a boyfriend.
One day Eddie got so desperate that he went over to her and said "I'll give you £100 if you let me have sex with you."
The girl looked at him shocked and said "Fuck no!"
He said "I'll be real quick - I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend over to pick it up and I'll be finished by the time you stand up."
She thought for a moment and told him that she would have to talk to her boyfriend.
So she called him and explained the situation.
He said "Pick up the money really fast and he won't even be able to get his pants off!"
She agreed and accepted the deal.
30 minutes later and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend to call.
Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asked "What the fuck happend?"
Still breathing hard, she managed to reply,
"That bastard had all QUARTERS!"
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