Three men were drinking at a bar -- a doctor, an attorney and a biker.
As the doctor was drinking his white wine he said, "For her birthday, I'm going to buy my wife a fur coat and a diamond ring. This way, if she doesn't like the fur coat she will always love me because she got a diamond ring."
As the attorney was drinking his Martini he said, For my wife's birthday, I'm going to buy her a designer dress and a gold bracelet. This way, if she doesn't like the designer dress she will always love me because sh got the gold bracelet."
As the biker was drinking his shots and whiskey he said, "I'm going to buy my wife a t-shirt and a vibrator. This way, if she doesn't love the T-shirt she can go fuck herself!"
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