I had this sexy girl flat on her back outside a club last night.
We were locking lips, it was getting passionate and hot, then some people started to gather around and watch.
To put on a show, I thought I'd slip a few fingers into her ass while I gently kissed her neck.
That's when her boyfriend sais, "You don't know CPR, do you?"
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HumorWARNING!! THIS BOOK AIN'T FOR THE FAINT OF HEARTED OR IF YOU ARE INNOCENT!!! (OR HAVE ANY INNOCENCE LEFT!!!) THESE JOKES ARE SO DARK, SO HORRIBLE, SO EVIL AND SO DIRTY THAT I'M DEFINITELY GOING TO HELL!!! BUT I WAS GOONA GO THERE ANYWAYS!!! BUT IF...
