Really Fucked Up Jokes

Hammer Time

The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer."

A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bastard!"

The judge says, "You're also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death with a hammer."

The voice in the back of the courtroom yells out, "You goddamn bastard!"

The judge stops and says to the guy in the back of the courtroom, "Sir, I understand your anger and frustration at this crime but no more outbursts from you or I'll charge you with contempt. Is that a problem?"

The guy stands up and says, "For 15 years, I've lived next to that bastard, and every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn't have one."

I really love the title I came up with for this one. It's the best one yet. It might just be me, but I think it's pretty punny.

Get it?

Since he murdered 2 people with a hammer and is serving time for it.

I'll show myself out.

Also, this is Fucked Up Joke no. 100. If you made it this far, congrats you sicko, but aren't we all?
And if you chickened out, well then your a pussy (jk I love you all)

There will be more fucked up jokes, so brace yourselves because. . .

Winter is coming (even though it's July & I haven't seen GOT since I'm too young but that's what streaming sites are for)