Wife: Honey. . . What are you looking for?
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: Nothing? You've been reading our marriage certificate for the past hour.
Husband: I was looking for the expiration date.
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Really Fucked Up Jokes
HumorWARNING!! THIS BOOK AIN'T FOR THE FAINT OF HEARTED OR IF YOU ARE INNOCENT!!! (OR HAVE ANY INNOCENCE LEFT!!!) THESE JOKES ARE SO DARK, SO HORRIBLE, SO EVIL AND SO DIRTY THAT I'M DEFINITELY GOING TO HELL!!! BUT I WAS GOONA GO THERE ANYWAYS!!! BUT IF...
