wrong number ✿ minsung

010

[later that day]

drama queen:
ok i'm done crying inside
but anyway
we could totally meet up
you know if you're into shit like that

salty hoe:
glad you're done dying
and i mean if you want to we could
but i can't guarantee you'll still like me after we meet

drama queen:
why wouldn't i?
you're amazing
i have a feeling you're not that much different irl than you are over text
i don't think there's anything you could do to make me not like you

salty hoe:
i-
wow
jisung
you're so cheesy but i'm living for it

uwu queen:
i know :)
however
if we meet
i have one condition

salty hoe:
and it is?

uwu queen:
we have to have the phattest hug known to mankind

salty hoe:
consider it done

uwu queen:
wait where do you wanna meet at?

salty hoe:
well i've got two ideas
you could give me your address and i could come get you beforehand (i'm not a creep ajahahahs)
or
we could meet at that little cafe across the street from the venue

uwu queen:
well the cafe would probably be suuuper crowded so guess you'll be coming to my house ;)
[insert address]
don't be late or i'll cry

salty hoe:
don't worry princess i never disappoint ;)))
eW I CRINGED SO HARD PLEASE REVOKE MY TEXTING LICENSE

uwu queen:
JASJJSBS CONSIDER IT REVOKED AND CONSIDER MYSELF TO BE IN CARDIAC ARREST

salty hoe:
geez i'm changing your name back
you're so dramatic shabsh

drama queen:
whAT NO DONT CHANGE IT
PLS
ILL DO ANYTHING

salty hoe:
anything?
a n y t h i n g?
ANYTHING?

drama queen:
that sounds sexual

salty hoe:
maybe it is( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

drama queen:
nOPE WEIRDO
GOTTA KRIS 2.0

salty hoe:
you'll always come back for the good succy succ

drama queen:
lmao true
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