Supernatural Season 6 Quotes

Episode 2

Two and a Half Men

Samuel: Okay, so either we've got monsters grabbing babies to make baby stew, or we've got a bunch of psychotic yokels grabbing babies to make baby stew. Either way, it's baby stew, which is bad.

Dean: Listen to me. Don't ever open this trunk. Do you understand me?

Ben: Okay, sorry. But I don't get it. You had your own rifle when you were my age.

Dean: Ben, mark my words. You will never, ever shoot a gun, ever.

Sam: Look, I'm 30 minutes away, and I will drive to your door if you don't meet me.

Dean: And what's so nuts you gotta threaten a damn drive-by?

Dean: You know what, Sam can handle this.

Lisa: Dean, no offense, but if you don't walk out that door, I'm gonna shoot you.

Dean: I bet you're missing your ex right about now. The uh, the boring one?

Lisa: God, shut up. Just be careful, okay?

Sam: Seatbelt.

Dean: What am I, in third grade? A car /should drive, not be a little bitch.

Sam: So how do you know all this?

Dean: Uh, Lisa's got a baby niece. So I've been on a few milk runs.

Sam: Huh.

Dean: Shut it.

Sam: I just said 'huh'.

Dean: I just said 'shut it'.

Sam: Everyone's staring at us like we're child abusers! Feed it!

Dean: We fed it!

Sam: Then what?

Dean: I don't know. You think I speak baby? Maybe he needs a diaper change.

Sam: Oh God, I hope not.

Dean: Ugh! Who designed this thing, NASA?

Sam: Dad always said it was temporary, Dean. He said it for 22 years. Look, I get it. You want to watch out for them. That's great. I'm just asking, how do you do that and not turn into Dad?

Sam: I've never seen a baby monster before.

Dean: Of course it's not really a monster. I mean, it's still just a baby. It's not its fault its dad's a shifter.

Sam: Right, but it's a shifter, too.

Dean: Still doesn't change the fact that we've got to look after this thing. I mean, what the hell are we going to do with it? We can't actually drop it off at an orphanage. They might get upset when it turns Asian.

Samuel: Congrats. It's a boy, sometimes.

Dean: I don't know what to do here, Lis. I mean, if I knew for sure what the safest thing was, then I'd do it. Stay here and look after you guys or get as far away as I possibly can, but I don't know. And I get what I've been doing lately, you know, what with the yelling and the acting like a prison guard. It's just, that's not me. You tell yourself you're not gonna be something, you know? But my dad was exactly like this. All the time. It's scaring the hell out of me.

Lisa: Dean, if there's some rule that says this all has to be either/or, how about we break it? Me and Ben will be here, and you come when you can. Just come in one piece, okay?

Dean: You really think we can pull something like that off?

Lisa: It's worth a shot, right?