LISA | Van McCann - COMPLETED

ASA

"LISAAA!"

"Issy! Shhh!"

"What? Thought we needed to go? What about John Junior and Twat Face?"

"What's this got to do with it?"

"They're your fucking kids too John!"

"Alright, keep your knickers on."

"Don't tell me to keep my knickers on when YOU can't even keep you own pair on!....Is she still breathing? Do you think she died in her sleep?"

"-Issy!"

I was partially awake when I heard Issy and Bondy argue over their plant children whilst trying to wake me up at the same time. I sat up to head butt Issy.

"Oh, fuck sake! Issy what you doing man?" I gasped, holding my hands to my head, falling back down to the soft cushion behind my head.

"Checking to see if you were still breathing." She innocently said, rubbing her head, sitting at the bottom of the bed where my feet rested.

"Why?" I asked, pulling up my arms into a stretch.

"You never know, you passed out last night and Van and Larry had to bring you up here." She explained, smiling at Bondy as he snickered.

"What?" I questioned, rubbing my eyes seeing if it was a dream or not. Nope, not dreaming.

"It was funny, you just fell over and went to sleep."

"No, I didn't. Did I?" I asked, looking up to Bondy for a more reliable answer.

"I hate to admit it kiddo, but you was out of it." He laughed, lightly patting my back as a friendly gesture.

"Fucking hell." I sighed, standing from the bed, "I'm guessing we're in the hotel room then?"

"Yeah. In Manchester!" Issy excitedly dragging me to the window to see that we were definitely not in Llandudno for definite.

"Uh, how?" I asked, turning back to Bondy for an answer.

"You passed out and then our manager drove us here. Didn't take us too long. It's fine love, don't worry. You slept with Van in the van."

Issy giggled, "Van..in the van. Get it?" I nodded ensuring her that I had acknowledged her joke before trying to grasp the situation. Bondy chuckling, letting out a smile.

"Right, ok. I'll get dressed and meet you down there then?" I told Bondy whilst eyeing up Issy as she rummaged through my clothes.

"Ok dokie, see you down there!" And he exited, closing the door.

"You do have some boring clothes don't you? Wait.." she had stumbled across a piece of my clothing before lifting it up in front of her, adjusting it to reveal my underwear. "Are these THONGS?" She laughed.

"Oh for god sake!" I grinned rolling my eyes shyly. "You caught me."

"WHAT YOU PLANNING ON DOING WITH THEM? GETTING SOME ACTION WITH VAN, EY?" She repeatedly nudged my arm as I felt myself blush.

"Got to get it when you can." I shrugged, covering up my embarrassment. "I thought you'd wear them."

"Well, that's another story...WELL, DUH." She laughed, snorting her head off, helping me pull an outfit together, trying to pick from the array of clothes I had brought with me. "This!"
Issy shoved a pair of high waisted black jeans and a black tight fitting top that revealed a little cleavage.