ybnnahmir: jahseh and omar were just telling each other kys and threatening to beat each other ass and now they planning a murder together. that's how you know they drink the same flavor of crazy bitch juice
xxxtentacion: and what about it?
xxxtentacion: the enemy of my enemy is my friend
smokepurpp: ^
smokepurpp: we make a perfect team to smoke daniel so why not
ybnnahmir: couldn't be me
smokepurpp: that's cute tay can you breastfeed your little for me
xxxtentacion: im so excited to kill daniel
xxxtentacion: this is finna be so fun
theslumpgod: this nigga jah is way too hype for this
theslumpgod: he made a murder playlist and it's full of nothing but chief keef songs
theslumpgod: he needa chill his lil ass out
xxxtentacion: a musty nigga thats that shit i dont like
xxxtentacion: a dusty nigga thats that shit i dont like
xxxtentacion: a fat nigga thats that shit i dont like
xxxtentacion: a bald nigga that's that shit i dont like
lilpumpjetskii: aye remix
smokepurpp: jared in the cut that's a scary sight
theslumpgod: ykw-
theslumpgod: so how do yall plan on killing him
smokepurpp: we gon send you to talk to him
smokepurpp: he'll die instantly as soon as he smells your breath
xxxtentacion: he'll die as soon as he smells stoke period
xxxtentacion: as soon as stoke gets out of the car it's rip daniel and anyone else who smells him
theslumpgod: haha very funny fags
smokepurpp: anyway we not discussing the plan in here bc the fbi be lurking
smokepurpp: we meeting up at jah's house after school on friday to plan it
xxxtentacion: who all coming to help smoke daniel
tayk47shawty: *crickets*
xxxtentacion: nah tay you coming
xxxtentacion: you killed cordae so you gotta help kill daniel
tayk47shawty: * i allegedly killed cordae
tayk47shawty: and i got court in a couple of days
smokepurpp: so? you coming
smokepurpp: michael you coming too since you know where daniel lives
jaredwrld: mbn to be invited to things
xxxtentacion: you can come as long as you bring out savage jarad
jaredwrld: savage jared doesn't exist 😔
jaredwrld: jared kills his happiness
xxxtentacion: let me remind you that not only did he rape gazzy but he also used to abuse michael
xxxtentacion: do it for michael
jaredwrld: shit i forgot about that
jaredwrld: im finna get my yoppa and smoke that rainbow dash ass nigga on god
xxxtentacion: that's the spirit
lilpumpjetskii: he rapped deigo two
cloudyskies: hold up
cloudyskies: that ol "i got jumped by a gay pride flag" looking ass, fridge built ass, hot breath having ass, mexican r kelly did what?
cloudyskies: nah fuck allat he gotta die
xanxiety: he didnt rape me
xanxiety: he almost did
cloudyskies: still im finna kill that nigga
lilpumpjetskii: kumitrees didnt you alredy no
cloudyskies: nah when was this di?
xanxiety: remember that kickback we met at?
xanxiety: when you drove me home because somebody drugged me? it was daniel that drugged me
cloudyskies: shit....this nigga gotta go
cloudyskies: he really gotta go
smokepurpp: so i take it you coming ki?
cloudyskies: ofc i am
smokepurpp: gus are you coming?
gothboigus: nah im hanging out with tracy tomorrow
xxxtentacion: you been "hanging out" with tracy all week
xxxtentacion: just bring him with you
theslumpgod: omar didnt you say you didnt want everybody to come and you wanted to kill daniel by yourself
smokepurpp: i changed my mind
smokepurpp: cuz if we all there it lessens our chances of getting locked up.
smokepurpp: they cant arrest all 12 of us now can they
theslumpgod: yes
smokepurpp: no they cant its only room for 3 people in a cop car
xxxtentacion: true and if they catch one of us the rest of us can jump the cop
xxxtentacion: and run
smokepurpp: ^
theslumpgod: these niggas are the masterminds of the big murder plan, just let that sink in.
YOU ARE READING
sus ✧ multi
Fanfictionwhere jahseh creates a groupchat with a bunch of other "straight" guys to share memes and jokes but it explodes into a frenzy of feelings, relationships, heartbreak, and of course, homosexuality. [published 7/24/18. finished 1/23/19]