where jahseh creates a groupchat with a bunch of other "straight" guys to share memes and jokes but it explodes into a frenzy of feelings, relationships, heartbreak, and of course, homosexuality.
[published 7/24/18. finished 1/23/19]
trippieredd: i'm literally beating my dick as i type this so
jaredwrld: mbn to watch you beat your dick
trippieredd: i'm beating my dick harder than daniel used to beat me
cloudyskies: oh um
cloudyskies: that got dark
xanxiety: i uh-
theslumpgod: 🎶it's none of my business, it's none of my business🎶
jaredwrld: michael baby are you okay?
trippieredd: yeah i'm fine yall chill
trippieredd: let me cope with my trauma with joking about it 😤
trippieredd: i'm laughing to keep from crying😤
trippieredd: i remember when daniel made me fuck one of his friends and i didn't want to and his friend ended up having a better stroke game than him 💀 he got mad at me for enjoying it so much so he beat me💀💀💀
gothboigus: aw no
xanxiety: 💔
lilpumpjetskii: :(((((((((
lilpumpjetskii: i hate danyall so mush
smokepurpp: we know baby :(
lilpumpjetskii: i'm so glad he's dieded
xxxtentacion: mikey do you need to talk
xxxtentacion: bc you're worrying me :/
theslumpgod: damn you never ask me if i need to talk :/
trippieredd: damn i just killed the whole vibe by accident lol
trippieredd: yeah i'm fine i just been thinking about daniel a lot lately
trippieredd: bc daniel's been in my dreams for the past like 3 nights so i've been thinking about all the shit he's done to me but he's dead now so it's cool
cloudyskies: hold up...we went to the haunted house 3 days ago....and that's when we got haunted by daniel
smokepurpp: it's weird you mention that because gazzy has been having panic attacks more often ever since we left that haunted house and heard him
lilpumpjetskii: mikeall i have dreems about danyall two now
lilpumpjetstkii: the last dreem i had was from way befour he rapped me...it was form when he slapped my ass and omar beeted him up
lilpumpjetskii: but i woke up and had a panic attack
xanxiety: i been hearing him screaming treyway outside of my house but i thought i was just hallucinating
jaredwrld: you too?
jaredwrld: "iTs FuCkiNg TrEyWAy"
jaredwrld:
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tracyminajj: i love ghosts (that's why i'm with gus pale ass) but this don't sound like it's it :/
gothboigus: JAZZ IM NOT EVEN THAT PALE-
tracyminajj: we bringing out governments now?
tracyminajj: anyway i was in the mirror this morning brushing my teeth (stokeley can't relate) and i saw a lightskin boy with green eyes creeping up on me? and then when i blinked he disappeared?
theslumpgod: :/
trippieredd: cordae......
tracyminajj: who?
trippieredd: damn your ass don't know nobody
xanxiety: to be fair he was added like a week after cordae became cordead so ofc he wouldnt know
tracyminajj: tell em sharky!
trippieredd: so basically, cordae and daniel are some ghosts and they're haunting us
jaredwrld: mbn to be a ghost
xanxiety: they need to take their asses back to hell, spooky season is over it's christmas time
xanxiety: stream all i want for christmas is you for clear skin xoxo
lilpumpjetskii: is danyall gonna hurt me or mikeall again :///
xxxtentacion: ghosts can't hurt you. they can only make you hurt yourself
xxxtentacion: cordae and daniel are demons, not ghosts
xxxtentacion: i'm a demon too...well i'm half demon but still
theslumpgod: ....
theslumpgod: "i'm half demon" weird flex but ok
theslumpgod: y'all all boosting like a bitch, yall know yall aint seeing cordae and daniel in the mirror
lilpumpjetskii: explain my panic attacks then
theslumpgod: a normal reaction from a rape victim who has developed ptsd, next question?
cloudyskies: damn you know all this but still can't shower
theslumpgod: calling me musty is getting so old find a new joke you wire built bitch
theslumpgod: and even if this was true, why would cordae haunt us and not nick and tay? daniel haunting us makes sense, but cordae? his only beef was with nick and tay
theslumpgod: and now i'm hearing somebody calling me stoopid in the distance
smokepurpp: oh nah
smokepurpp: stock is finna die :(
smokepurpp: rip in peace
theslumpgod: this prolly jah tryna mess with me
xxxtentacion: i'm at publix rn so how
theslumpgod: o
gothboigus: rest in peace stokeley goulbourne, you lived a musty life
theslumpgod: gus don't start because i been wanting a reason to go off on your cracker ass
theslumpgod: why do i hear daniel laughing at me
theslumpgod: somebody
theslumpgod: anybody
theslumpgod: help
smokepurpp: y'all hear sumn?
xxxtentacion: everybody chill. demons can be scary to those who aren't experienced enough to handle them, but i'm going to go to hell after i get back from publix and put daniel in check rq
xxxtentacion: anybody wanna go to hell with me?
cloudyskies:.....nah symere we good
tracyminajj: can you take me to hell pls
gothboigus: me too!!!!!!
xanxiety: me three
cloudyskies: diego no-
lilpumpjetskii: me fore
jaredwrld: mbn to go to hell
trippieredd: ykw i dont even care if jah is serious or not, just get daniel's ugly ass voice out of my head damn
