trippieredd: thought i'd end up with gus
but it wasn't a match
wrote some songs about daniel
now i listen and laugh
even almost got married
and for jah i'm so thankful
wish i could say thank you to jared
cause he was an angel
lilpumpjetskii: ayeeee thank u necks thank u necks thank u necks
lilpumpjetskii: im so fucking grateful for my eggs
theslumpgod: ......
theslumpgod: im going back to sleep
lilpumpjetskii: make sure you take a shoewar first💙
theslumpgod: stfu
theslumpgod: i wanna know why you had to make jah the one you almost got married to
theslumpgod: why you couldnt say daniel, wasnt yall actually in love?
trippieredd: he literally beat me stoke.....
theslumpgod: and? people marry niggas that beat them all the time
theslumpgod: jah beats me all the time and i'm still gon drop down on that one knee when the time is right fym
xxxtentacion: for the last time, pushing you into a tub and throwing soap at you does not count as beating you
theslumpgod: but still, that soap left bruises on me :(
xxxtentacion: hopefully it'll take the stank off you💙
tracyminajj: gus you used to go out with michael ugly ass?
tracyminajj: stoke was right, you really are a crackhead :/
gothboigus: ok first of all jazmine
gothboigus: i never dated michael, we just talked so idk why he put me there
trippieredd: i just needed a 4th person to put there and it was between you and omar and i really want to forget that i put his canine dick in my mouth before
trippieredd: so you it was
gothboigus: oh yay
smokepurpp: nigga that wasn't exactly the highlight of my life either
trippieredd:....yes it was but continue
trippieredd: you should be honored that i even thought to bless your dick with my lips
smokepurpp: your WHAT?????
cloudyskies: can yall stop
cloudyskies: every time im reminded that michael and omar fucked once i want to vomit🤢
theslumpgod: fr🤢🤢🤢 who wanna think about 2 ugly ass niggas getting it in
theslumpgod: a dog and a lizard
xanxiety: thats some discovery channel shit💀
jaredwrld: michael not ugly but continue
lilpumpjetskii: no ofense mikeall but omar why were your standerds so low
jaredwrld: the only proof that omar got low standards is the fact that he with your gremlin looking ass now get off michael
trippieredd: yall need to stop saying we fucked💀 he didnt even fuck me
trippieredd: we were about to but daniel walked in on us and then he got up and left me to get the shit beat out of me by daniel😍
YOU ARE READING
sus ✧ multi
Fanfictionwhere jahseh creates a groupchat with a bunch of other "straight" guys to share memes and jokes but it explodes into a frenzy of feelings, relationships, heartbreak, and of course, homosexuality. [published 7/24/18. finished 1/23/19]
