smokepurpp: you ever eat hot cheetos just to flex on diego niggas
xanxiety:
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xanxiety: you ever last longer than 3 minutes just to flex on om-
xanxiety: ykw ima keep that to myself😇
smokepurpp: y'all hear sumn
cloudyskies: you ever stay off of the sex offender registry just to flex on omar niggas
lilpumpjetskii: u ever kno you're raese just to flex on kumitrees niggas
theslumpgod: you ever use autocorrect just to flex on gazzy niggas
trippieredd: you ever shower just to flex on stokeley niggas
theslumpgod: you ever just have lips to flex on michael niggas
tracyminajj: you ever lose weight just to flex on stokeley niggas
theslumpgod: you ever be aware of whats going on just to flex on tracy niggas
smokepurpp: you ever be alive just to flex on cordae niggas
xxxtentacion: you ever be mean to people just to flex on gus niggas
cloudyskies: you ever get therapy just to flex on jahseh niggas
trippieredd: you ever stay out of prison just to flex on taymor niggas
jaredwrld: you ever be happy just to flex on jared niggas😔
jaredwrld: 😔😔😔😔😔
smokepurpp: boy....
cloudyskies: once again jared has killed the vibe
gothboigus: relatable
theslumpgod: jah ik im supposed to be being nice but can i smack jared upside his oddly shaped head bc this is getting ridiculous
theslumpgod: michael do something about this before i do
trippieredd: .......................
xanxiety: well this is awkward now
cloudyskies:
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jaredwrld: 😔
trippieredd: im just gonna go
trippieredd: add me when things get less awkward
trippieredd has left the chat
jaredwrld: left the chat just like he left me😔
gothboigus: awwww jare it's ok
xxxtentacion: ykw this aint it
xxxtentacion: its my fault why yall broke up so im putting yall back together
theslumpgod: jah.....
theslumpgod: what are you finna do
xxxtentacion: im finna give these niggas relationship advice tf it look like
theslumpgod: imagine taking advice from someone who shoved a kitchen utensil up their ass
xxxtentacion: imagine being musty and unpositive
xxxtentacion: anyways
xxxtentacion has changed the group name to "fix my life with jahseh onfroy"
cloudyskies: nig-
lilpumpjetskii: jasseh is sew extra but thats why we luv him
xxxtentacion had added trippieredd to "fix my life with jahseh onfroy"
trippieredd: ?????
trippieredd: tf going on
xxxtentacion: you and jared need to get back together
jaredwrld: 😔😔😔😔
jaredwrld: can we not talk about this rn
trippieredd: ^^^^
trippieredd: like dont get me wrong i miss jare more than anything but i dont deserve him
trippieredd: and i dont wanna talk about this in the gc
trippieredd: so yeah
jaredwrld: well i guess i'll be forever alone
jaredwlrd: wait...you miss me?
trippieredd: duh
trippieredd: its only been a couple of weeks and i miss you as if it's been years but i dont deserve you
trippieredd: my dumb ass caught feelings for somebody else while i was with you who treated me so well
trippieredd: im gonna leave again....
jaredwrld: michael
jaredwrld: baby dont leave
jaredwrld: i dont hate you i was just hurt and confused
jaredwrld: especially since you're the one who initiated the break
trippieredd: yeah ik but i did it bc i knew you would have broken up w me first
jaredwrld: i wouldnt have
theslumpgod: omg
theslumpgod: if yall get back together rn and stfu i'll take a shower
trippieredd: with soap?
theslumpgod: yup
jaredwrld: and you'll brush your teeth
theslumpgod: yup
trippiewrld: jareeeee come over and show me what i've been missing out on these past couple of weeks
jaredwrld: omw💞
YOU ARE READING
sus ✧ multi
Fanfictionwhere jahseh creates a groupchat with a bunch of other "straight" guys to share memes and jokes but it explodes into a frenzy of feelings, relationships, heartbreak, and of course, homosexuality. [published 7/24/18. finished 1/23/19]
